Kitten

The embodiment of pure evil. Most breeds have sharp talons on each foot, fangs sharp enough to sever a head, a tail powerful enough to break a human in half, and can breath fire. Thought to be of the Felis catus family (which became extinct 25 trillion years ago), they are however, a completely different species most likely not of this earth. Known best for the uncanny ability to garner as much attention and affection from everything around it for no apparent reason other than to entrance the viewer into falling at its every whim. It is not known how or why kittens possess this ability, and is a big controversial topic in today's society. Research has shown some evidence supporting the idea of this "Death Gaze" as a way to extract a portion of it's victims soul for sustenance. Once the kitten has reached it's critical soul threshold, it then encases itself in a cocoon of human baby flesh and emerges a full grown beast we know as a cat. This new body that this "cat" possesses is so immensely powerful, they become lazy bastards, eating every conceivable thing in sight, sleeping on neighbors cars, and only wants attention when it needs to recharge by collecting more human souls.

Unsuspecting victim: "Aww, a cute baby kitten!"
Kitten: "Meow!"
Unsuspecting victim: *dead*

by Sean McAwesome January 20, 2009

kitters

a beautiful or very cute cat

Xena, a beautiful siamese cat with big blue eyes is also called kitters.

by x_kitters_x July 1, 2006

kitten

(n) Term of coolness for a female from the 1950's and still used in rockabilly circles.

She's a rockin' kitten

Look at that hot kitten over there

by magickmark September 2, 2005

Discord kitten

georgenotfound, that’s it.

Quackity: George is my little discord kitten

by jaalyssa April 26, 2021

Womb Kitten

A commonly held campaign to rebrand humans as too cute to abort and proclaim the ethical supremacy of humans.

Super Depressed Toni: "Biljard, I cant have this baby, im not ready for it."

Clear Thinking Biljard: "Your going to destroy your womb kitten? how dare you! You should reconsider destroying such a wonderful thing."

Suddenly Happy Toni: "You know what? Your right. Im going to have this baby."

By A.Hall

by Bejoulas Villages January 14, 2009

kittens

Small balls of fluff that people perceive as being "cute". Everytime you do something naughty, they die.

Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.

by delirium of joy May 25, 2003

pale sex kitten

a ghostly white girl who craves sex in kinky ways

Kelly is a pale sex kitten because she purrs like a cat while engaging in sexual behaviors

by kelllllllllll December 8, 2007