ken and smoove

ken and smoove is used for, when you’re in a situation where you see a duo that looks like a ken and smoove.

*walks by a blue and red toyota*
sara: look that’s ken and smoove !
mia: I CANT BREATHE

*sees ketchup and mustard*
ken and smoove !

by mira6789998212 August 15, 2022

Ken Griffey Jr.

The Man. Possibly the greatest overall outfielder ever as well as the best player in Mariners history.

Ken Griffey jr. is such a beast, he's the man!!

by David Hagan March 14, 2006

Ken Jennings

1)A computer software technician from Utah. He has made records on Jeporady for the longest consecutive time of being on the television show, &the most money earned.

2)Also referred to as teh s3x0rz.

1) Person One: Holy shit! Did you see Ken Jennings on Jeporady last night?!
Person Two: Yeah! That man is a genius! He writes his name a different way every episode!

2) Person One: Man, Ken Jennings ears sure do stick out far, but that doesn't matter, he's teh s3x0rz!
Person Two: Yeah, I'd tap that shit.

by OMGcommunism September 12, 2004

Ken Ham

A wrinkly old mental midget who believes that the Earth was created only 6,000 years ago by the invisible and magical manchild in the sky, that evolution is a lie, and creationism should be taught in all schools everywhere, and that science has been "hijacked" by secularists.

Ken Ham is a fucking bible-thumping dumbass.

by Super Thicc June 24, 2017

ken jennings

1. (name) A contestant on the game show Jeopardy! , who won 74 games in a row and holds many world records concerning game shows (including most won on a single day of Jeopardy! ($75,000), and most money won an ANY game show in history ($2,520,700).

2. (noun) A person with total mastership of an art or craft.

1. Ken Jennings will be appering on Jeopardy! May 23-25, with the chance to win ANOTHER 2 million.

2. James is the Ken Jennings of Scrabble.

by James Argosa May 13, 2005

Ken Dodd

The 'art' of spunking in your partners hair whilst she sleeps, and waking up in the morning with hair á la Ken Dodd.

I Ken Dodded your mum.

I tommy tanked over my mrs last night and it went in her hair. Now she loooks like Ken Dodd

by evil_moses January 10, 2009

Ken Cock

A Ken Cock is a male who instead of having a cock and balls has a small mound instead of gentials. lt is named after Barbies boyfriend Ken who is without a penis.

I heard Scotty couldn't get laid cos he has a Ken Cock.

by Schapman June 24, 2012