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Don't touch my junk 

It's the new battle cry of travelers fed up with the far-reaching powers of authority in charge, in this case the TSA.

Coined by John Tyner, a 31-year-old California man who objected to a full body "pat down" by a TSA security man in San Diego not to touch his package before boarding a flight. He also happened to be recording the incident with his cell phone.

"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested," said the 31 year old Californian.

After he shared his recording online, it went viral and now has become a catch-phrase in the tradition of Don't tase me, bro.
Don't touch my junk.
Don't touch my junk by writerdg November 21, 2010

adrenaline junkie 

Some one who seek out and craves thrilling adventures and/or activities to get an adrenaline rush.
Carey Hart flipped his bike backward because he is such the adrenaline junkie.
adrenaline junkie by Ken Brenan September 10, 2005

junk mail 

United States Postal Service sanctioned mail consisting of advertisements that 99.5% of the population doesn't want, but they insist on forcing down the captive postal customers throats anyway.
Dang junk mail, there is so much of it in my box clogging it that I'm being driven nuts!!!
junk mail by Piranha June 11, 2006

Grief Junkie

Someone who feels they have to be upset over something or someone, regardless of connection to it or them.
My Mum cried at Debbies funeral and she's only met her once, shes such a Grief Junkie!
Grief Junkie by Nick Cory June 7, 2007

jism junkie 

A woman who loves sucking cock and swallowing cum.
Man: "You like that cock, baby?"
Woman: (With mouth full of cock) "Umm Hmm"
Man: "Do you swallow?"
Woman: (With mouth full of cock) "Umm Hmm!"
Man: "Are you a jism junkie?"
Woman: (With mouth full of cock) "Umm Hmm!"
jism junkie by BigFatGuy November 26, 2007

Dubstep Junkie 

Someone who is obsessed with Dubstep. And I mean OBSESSED.
"Bro, why do you ALWAYS listen to dubstep?"
"Because I'm obsessed."
"You're such a Dubstep Junkie."