Roast jumping

When you roast someone and some other person tries to join in out of nowhere.

Joe ( to random person): boy... What are those

Roast jumper: Yah dude, what are those

Joe: I can't believe you are roast jumping me!

by Onisioniscuckish June 22, 2016

Clungee jumping

What the baby does if a woman gives birth standing up

Did you hear about mike? His baby went clungee jumping

by Megacrash February 10, 2017

squirrel jumping on a trampoline

When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

Jerry, I don't want to see your squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

by nrcraddo October 12, 2017

The jumping jesse

The act of jumping on a pogo stick nude while shitting.

Great...."The jumping Jesse" left stains on the rug.

by poon tube and the other hand. August 26, 2019

Casket jumping

When your fucking a dead body before it goes into the ground and jumping out at the last minute.

Dude did you see Sebastian go casket jumping last weak. Lucky basterd

by ROB56456 May 31, 2020

Ski jumping

Ski jumping is a sport where you ride down a straight slope called "inrun" and then jump up at the end of the inrun and shape your skis like a V. Then try to land with a telemark when you approach the bottom of the hill, with your skis and feet apart from eachother. If you don't do that properly, you're gonna crash! The sport can also be practiced during summer, with a plastic-covered hill that is watered down.

I tried ski jumping yesterday, it went terribly wrong, i crashed. But I'll swear I'm not going to crash next time!

by SprengeMobil November 30, 2021

japanese jumping jacks

When a woman does jumping jacks topless.

I would love to see her do some Japanese Jumping Jacks.

by Jayspicious December 2, 2022