Jorge Posada

A misshapen scrotum; usually the result of obsessively trying to place your cock up your own ass.

“I really have to stop trying to butt-fuck myself all the time,” said A-Rod, “because I’m getting one heck of a Jorge Posada.”

by hebpro November 6, 2007

Journeying

1. The process of listening or "rocking out" to Journey

2. A word that Diane can't pronounce

I was totally journeying it up this morning.

Diane say journeying. Journ-ngmf.

by Kevin Zepik July 25, 2009

Jorge Washingtinez

George Washington's lesser known mexican soul-brother political counterpart.

Voter: Que Pasa Mang? You Vote For Jorge Washingtinez?
Voter 2: Na Mang, I Voted Por My Ese, Hector!

by Galactech April 1, 2015

Jorge

Jorge is a very competitive person. Always is trying to one-up me in everything. Loves his team more than anything else.

Jorge loves Chivas more than he does Melissa.

by melissaiscool123 June 16, 2018

Jorgen Von Strangle

The boss of all fairies and the enforcer of "Da Rules" for all fairies in the Fairly Odd Parents universe. He is also extremely muscular and the strongest fairy in Fairy World.

Cosmo: Oh no, if we break Da Rules, then Jorgen Von Strangle will punish us!

Wanda: Then let's not break the rules. He is, after all, the strongest fairy in existence.

by PleaeDontDoCocaine June 27, 2018

Jorge

Jorge is a guy who isn't as tall but pretty great for his personality. Jorge is a sweetheart, shy, funny, helpful, loving person you can go to. He might not be great at spanish but that's fine. He plays in the mariachi, and wants to try new things. He looks like a lollipop, but hey, you just cant tell the difference on which one is sweeter.

Jorge is the king lollipops

by Meme.lord63 January 2, 2019

Jörgen

The name of PewDiePie’s deceased horse in Minecraft.

You will always be remembered. The PewDiePie community, as well as the Minecraft community, will surely mourn your death for centuries. Rest well.

“Get back here, Jörgen!”

by penislover1247 June 29, 2019