No way, Jose!

Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.

Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.
Fred: No way, Jose!

Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.

by sammabanana August 19, 2007

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sloppy jose

When you have sex with your girlfriend and her mom in the same day and then steal their hubcaps.

Man, Drew pulled off the sloppy jose, getting his girlfriend and her mom in one day. Then he stole their hubcaps!

by Capn26 August 27, 2006

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Stinky Jose

When one partner takes leftover Taco Bell (preferably a beefy crunch burrito) and inserts it into the anal cavity. Then inserting hot sauce as well as the aforementioned crunchy beef taco back into the same anal cavity. Finally shitting it into the partners mouth.

I just gave my friend a Stinky Jose.

by amdbnagde May 21, 2016

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man jose

Derogatory nickname for the city of San Jose, Calif., and/or the surrounding communities in the area. Refers to the high male-to-female population because of the high number of male-dominated high-tech jobs.

Dude, after I graduate, I'm moving out of Man Jose.

by M.C. Shithead March 15, 2005

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