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lil jon

a nutso nigga hailing from ATL. yea i think everyone knows he cant rap, maybe cuz he just doesnt. just cuz he's black doesnt mean he sings r&b or has to rap. hes a producer for many dirty south artists, and reknown king of krunk wit the eastside boyz
YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOOO WHHHHAAATTTTTT??????
OOOOOOKKKKAAAAYYYYYAAa!!!!!!!
by D-I-P lowridah January 5, 2005
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The Jon Avila

The Jon Avila Is where you are with a particular female in the "doggy style" position. You proceed to spank the girl very hard on the butt and then say, "I Get What I Want!".

Named after the businessman with his trademark saying "I'm Jon Avila. I get what I want!"
(Two Dudes talking after one dude pulled The Jon Avila on a woman the previous night)

Ted: "DUUUDE, I Toooootally Jon Avila'd a chick last night!

Steve: "Ohhh Dude! You Get What You Want!"
by Jack Jay May 14, 2008
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jon boat

a modern age miracle used to glide atop glistening blue water whilst hunting ducks, manbearpigs, or crocs. constructed of premium particle board, or space grade aluminum.

Also an elite team of army fuelers. "go team jon boat!"
"Hey guy, why you lookin at expensive worthless boats? You need to get yourself a good ol cheap reliable jon boat."
"What the hell is a jon boat?" (see above definition)
by JDAM! July 8, 2010
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Jon'nae

A girl who cares a lot about her man can have a good relationship she always lit at any times she tells her mind don't mess with we're she got her Gang gang she has a good personality and she has a awesome life
Person :1 I really can't tell anybody

Person:2 go tell Jon'nae she awesome and littttt
by Jon'nae January 1, 2017
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jon porth

He pulled aJon Porth after that bottle flip Infront of the entire school.
by 69Jazz69 November 4, 2019
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Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart is a

comedian, a father, a husband, a talkshow host, a jew, intelligent, political, and sexy.

He has been on tv since I was a child ;D
I grew up watching The Daily Show and Half Baked

Also, will never suck half as bad as O'Rilley

<3
VIVA LA STEWART !

Jon Stewart makes me smile :D
by jewfetish July 19, 2009
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JON

A beastly guy with surprising strength,can party day and night and will most likely get in a fight.The guy who's selfishly absorbed in himself,can steal your girl at any moment,may fuck your girl at any moment.
JON is so sexy,JON will fuck you in anyway and anywhere,JON don't give a fuck today make that god a sandwich.
by Heavenscrime June 18, 2013
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