johniesha

one annoying ass bitch,but loves everything. yeah,she can be a whiny bitchass hoe but you can learn to live with it.

“and i was like- omg..”
“what chad?”
“it’s johniesha,brad...”
“oh no-“

by flamin.gucci April 13, 2019

Johnder

Johnder will probably end up being friends with a person named Alexis. He is ugly as hell but thinks he’s cute, people will probably make fun of a Johnder because if you search it up you’ll get a tractor. If you seen the Snapchat challenge he would probably underline all of this red
Now let’s get to the good part
Johnder has a small ass penis I likes to fuck people
That’s all

“Yo who’s that”
“Just some ugly nigga that thinks their cute”
“Damn probably a Johnder”

by Hahahahahahahh1 April 15, 2019

Johne dape

A johne dape is when your friend johne hits the dab so hard it becomes a dape

Man yesterday Johne hit the Johne dape so hard Maren fell in love with him

by YEET mrfootfetish September 10, 2019

johnderrick

Can be funny and chill at times, but can also be a player for the ladies and a sweetheart when he wants to be. Relationships aren't his thing and if he is ever in one, he won't last long. He's a show off, can be a liar and mischievous but a cutie. Be aware.

Is that johnderrick what a hottie!!

by Fcknjasss December 4, 2019

johnieheren

that is riding the grass with a chocomouse in your hand while it is 9 degrees outside

Mom, me and dad are gonna johnieheren!

by teabaggingshitword March 10, 2020

Johneline

A stupid, sad, and unimportant person who feels the need to define themselves on Urban dictionary so they can flaunt their fabricated internet presence and reassure themselves that they are important enough to belong in a dictionary. None of their friends will care if they are in Urban Dictionary and it will be obvious to them that this person has just defined themselves because nobody else in the world would ever say such nice things about this absolute nobody.

Johneline, get enough of yourself and go fuck Jasper.

by Super Infinity Virgin April 4, 2020

Johneal

Johneal is very likable easy going and good-natured personality with a love for people. He will do anything to avoid friction among others He could have musical or artistic talents but find it difficult to concentrate his efforts in one area long enough to accomplish anything Spontaneous, happy-go-lucky, and expressive himself, he likes to see people happy and go out of his way to create harmony amongst them. He finds it difficult to discipline his desires and emotional feelings to idealistic and impractical . He would not find it easy to make a success in the business world. He is inclined to procrastinate and let things slide and to make promises that he find difficult to fulfil although you have the best of intentions.

Man I wish I had a johneal

by PickleRickBîtçh98 May 27, 2020