Johndice

Can be used in place of any word whether it’s a person, place or thing.

“That’s a nice johndice” , “Grab the johndice”, “Let’s hit the johndice tonight”

Pronunciation: John-diss

by JohnidiceSquared April 16, 2025

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Johndolences

When you want to offer your condolences to someone who has recently experienced a passing of a loved one, but you have no clue who the deceased is.

"Joshua just died!"
"You have my Johndolences"

by Thisistotallyme July 14, 2025

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Being John'ed is when one makes plans involving a game being played, Where the opposing end proceeds to drop off the face of the fucking earth, Only to respond seven hours to three weeks later, Timing can differ to various level's of John.

"HEY ! Wanna play Helldivers ?" "Sure thing. Let me hop on my PC." *Seven weeks later* "My bad i got busy" "You fucking John'ed me."

by JankyJuggalo August 28, 2025

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Johndere

(Not to be confused with Johnder and or the company John Deere) Rooting from the Japanese(?) root dere, meaning lovestruck, combined with the prefix John, a common name associated with middle aged men. A Johndere can be any gender, but typically describes someone who acts like a stereotypical middle aged man. (Into fishing, barbecue, football, facebook, stuff like that.)

Person 1: "I think this girl likes me but it's hard to tell, today she told me to friend her on facebook and asked if I wanted to go shopping for a new grill and maybe catch some trout later. I can't tell if she likes me or is just really weird."
Person 2: "Nah fam she totally does she's just a Johndere."

by 3Magn3sium3 November 6, 2025

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