Johnathon

A boy who is ugly and annoying all the time al so is so funny and says dick and bitch a lot

Johnathon is annoying

by Jaunita Ayesta October 25, 2018

Johnathon

A person who wears a hood up but puts the sides behind their ears. They usually play video games and are way cooler then Big Cheese. They dont talk about the shortening.

Did Johnathon just stick their hands in the cookies?

by qwaack July 6, 2019

johndra

An asshole sister, yet talented oboe player.

Quit trying to twerk Johndra.

by scoobysdewbies December 19, 2016

Johnario

Greek god built off wondrous energy. Anyone with this name develops Gemini characteristics and easy to deal with. Most compatible sign to “Johnario” significantly resembles Virgo, Cancer or Scorpio.

Hercules and Johnario traveled armament ages looking for great fortune.

by Sinister L July 5, 2022

johnard

The type of guy who's a legend.

That Johnard guy is a legend.

by Johnardhino April 25, 2023

johnsartoriitis

1. to develop a disease that makes your bum very tight.

2. One who looks for bargains in the bin. The last person to shout beers.

He was a good bloke before he developed johnsartoriitis. Now he just has a really tight ass.

by bread infection December 1, 2009

Johnakinized

1. Having a house or living quarters in such a mess that it hinders movement and health
2. Being left for dead by a crappy ex

She left him in a Johnakinized state

by virtusf July 25, 2010