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Jim Porter

Jim porter is the love of my life. He has shaped destinies of many and has guided thousands to enlightenment. His beauty defies all bounds. It defies all bounds of universal law. He may be the smartest man in the universe, dare I say smarter than god himself. Watch as he rises above the rest of the human race, and stares down on them, as if everyone else was a small beetle. Jim porter does not live in our world. We live in Jim Porter's world.
The school board tried to take Jim porters immaculate advice, but decided instead to forget what they were talking about.
by Hillsborough County August 6, 2020
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Jim Fact

A fact that is plausible, interesting and true in all details except for one critical point.
Jim: Did you know chicken pox derives from a strain of smallpox?

John: Wow, really?

Jim: Yeah yeah! Isn't that interesting...

John, after checking the internet: No they aren't! Shenanigans! They aren't even in the same virus family! That's a Jim Fact if I ever heard one!
by Jimfact Jim February 18, 2011
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Jim-jazz

Something that is flashy or extraneous. Too much material embellishment. Extravagant or overdone. Other spelling: Jimjazz
That's a nice watch, but it has a bit too much jim-jazz for my taste.
by RRocket July 10, 2010
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jim dawson

the fucking white boy who wants to cum on any form of titties (man,woman,shemale,animal)and likes to fuck mounds of dirt
"damn that is one jim dawson"
"did you see that dude jim dawson his mom"
by shazs December 24, 2008
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Rostov Jim

A Big Man United Fan, One of the 200 who went to Rostov.
Is Rostov Jim going to the game today? Don't ask Stupid questions he even went to Rostov
by mufc260599 May 17, 2019
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Jim the Cop'd

To spill beer on ones shirt when chugging. First used on the show "Three Sheets" on MOJO.
Tom would've won the drinking contest, but he was disqualified when he Jim the Cop'd.
by Necroletariat January 13, 2008
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