jeriel

he is a guy who is a pure savage an d gets girls better than anyboby

Hey do you see that guy he is such a jeriel

by jr138969 October 19, 2017

Spoogeman Jenkins

An individual of lower intelliectual standing who tries to imatate the characteristics of one who posseses a dildo. Also known as a person who releases anal man juice at the sight of elderly man. Thirdly, someone who has been known to premie ejack in public situations.

Ahhh what is that crusty paste like shit on that jerbrones pants? He obvioulsy just prematuraly ejactulated in a public place for no good reason, hes a Spoogeman Jenkins

Hey dude you don't even have a dildo you fucking Spoogeman Jenkins!

by The OSJ October 20, 2009

jerking off

something that you don't do at someone else's house

OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!

by not eton April 4, 2007

jerking muffin

A jerk off contest where everyone cums on the same muffin and the last person to cum HAS TO EAT IT.

Wei Yang lost a game in the jerking muffin, so now, he's very full

by STevens Crew March 19, 2003

jerking

Another "crank that" pandemic that will eventually pass through.

Jerking is where you "jerk" your body wildly like a person having a seizure while standing up that synchronizes with some nonsensical so-called "music".

Apparently, all "jerks" are required by law to wear skinny jeans and they dance around where cars are and then get out of the traffic. (Seriously, can't they even block it or something?)

Are you a jerk?

Yes. I'm a jerk. Let's jerk! Yeah! I'm jerking, man!

by Solarix June 11, 2009

jerkin the gerkin

choking the chicken beating off smackin and Wackin

(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock

by Braveheart January 9, 2004

Jerking your mouth off

When all someone does is talk shit and the more they do the more toxic waste comes out.

Guy: I can't stand John Walsh. All he does is talk about fugitives being on the loose! He needs to get a life!

Girl: Quit jerking your mouth off. I can smell the shit when you open it.

by Luna Belle December 11, 2009