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stiff jerky

Hey why do I have a stiff jerky
by Yee yee skee February 11, 2018
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Beef Jerky

The act of a man being manually stimulated until the point of eruption by another person. Another name for a handjob
Yo that girl gave me an awesome beef jerky. I never erupted like that before
by ItzzSubBaby January 7, 2020
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Jerky Mining

The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.
"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"

"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"

"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
by Kurdaitcha February 2, 2020
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Jerky genius

A person who is rather smart in the "good at school" sense, but rather... Unpleasant to be around.
Ugh! Faith is a jerky genius and I hate it!
by KittenCandy April 7, 2020
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quick jerkies

Or "quick jerky".

Means a really quick wank/fap/masturbation
"Now that's a quick jerky here i'll tell you what" or
"Sorry man gonna take some quick jerkies"
by tsutsutsu February 17, 2020
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Stinky Jerky

The act of jerking off and then putting it in your partners pooper or using your partners cheeks to rub one out
“Yo my girl let me get some stinky jerky last night!”
“Did you hear that Danielle is into stinky jerky?”
by DaceGod March 2, 2020
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cooter jerky

When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."
I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!
by Buck Kackey August 17, 2020
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