Turd Jerky

When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.

I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.

by TastelessT’s December 12, 2021

Jerky genius

A person who is rather smart in the "good at school" sense, but rather... Unpleasant to be around.

Ugh! Faith is a jerky genius and I hate it!

by KittenCandy April 7, 2020

Beef jerky

Being forced to give an old black guy a handjob.

Kris: Hey Tom, I was forced to give an old black guy a handjob..

Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!

by Old man handjob. May 23, 2017

Jerky Curtains

Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.

Jerky curtains for you! The end is near. End of the road.

by Gkink May 16, 2023

Jerking the Jerky

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.

"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."

by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021

Jerky

Jerking your private part but shortened and spelled cutely.

Yo bro I'm jerky right now.

by Skib Toilet bruv August 23, 2023

irky jerky

A work-specific behavior pattern characterized by initially experiencing annoyance or frustration (irked) by awkward workplace dynamics, then reacting in an unprofessional or counterproductive way (jerky). This can involve snapping at colleagues, making sarcastic comments about bosses or projects, or generally becoming withdrawn and disengaged during meetings or collaborations.

After weeks of missed deadlines and unclear expectations, Mark went Irky Jerky with his manager, making passive-aggressive comments in every meeting.

by SalvyZ June 27, 2024