herky jerk

to be tossed about in a herkish manner whilst owning the passenger seat in your friend's car.

stop driving like that. you're herky jerkin' me all around.

damn my neck is still sore from being herky jerked. maybe if you didn't drive so fast up the mountain i'd be fine.

honey slow down. the kids are all getting herky jerked in the back.

by McWinner March 7, 2010

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jerk target

The next space you plan to masterbate in that you haven't before. It can be a friend's house, a particular bathroom, a public area, etc.

My next jerk target is going to be Gillespie's house.

by ochurricane October 28, 2013

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full jerk

100% Masturbating with the inability to focus on anything else but completion.

"I'm in full jerk right now, catch you later" - Boyd Tinsley

by ImJackinIt36 June 7, 2018

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Quantum Jerk

Quite a bit like schrodingers box, when a man (or woman) is in the bedroom with the door closed they are in a hypothetical state of both jerking it and not jerking it at the same time.

"Whare the hell is your roommate? " "oh he is pulling the old quantum jerk." "What?" "Well technically in this space and time, he is both beating off and not at the same time due to lack of knowledge but as we can clearly see while I open the door, he is shredding his meat like a mad man on bath salts"

by MX29 December 8, 2019

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circle jerk

1. A term often used to refer to when a group of people attempt to debate a topic, but it is taken over by people who all agree with eachother trying to boost their egos.

2. When a group of men jerk eachother off.

This thread has become a useless circle jerk. GG.

by SilverishGoldNova January 25, 2018

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