January 15

National Cuddle your girlfriend day

bro get on Minecraft

nah bruh it's January 15th you know how it is
ahh you cuddlin aight

ye

January 15 by amongus man January 15, 2022

January 19 

National end your toxic relationship day

“dang I need to break up with my gf”
“good thing today is january 19”

January 19 by bendoverprivatedetective January 18, 2022

January 15th 

Today is the years first Monthly Sexual Day . This means you can do anything you want with your partner or a complete stranger . It doesn't have to be saying goodbye to your v card it can be touching a part of their body or making out for hours.

"Hey wanna come round to mine and watch netball"
"No im off to my girls house , today is January 15th "
"What does that mean?"
"It means some cheeks are getting slaped"

January 15th by Mynamesbigjill January 5, 2020

January 10 

Heyyyy...
Its national tell some tea(gossip) day🍵
National spam on your social media❤️ 😂

Girl #1: (whispers tea(gossip) to another girl)
Girl #2: OMG really!!!
Girl #1: Afterall its january 10

January 10 by Real_bitch!!! January 7, 2020

January 1st 

noun: the first day of the new year, following extreme drinking from the previous evening (New Years Eve).

Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.

I hereby declare January 1st the official day of recovery, happy new years!

January 1st by ae123456 January 1, 2010

January 18 

InterNational psychopath day a day where whoever is born on this day becomes one step closer to losing their fucking marbles

" hey what international day is January 18? " " most likely the day when I murder you for asking me that question every year "

January 18 by Joe...... papa sike u thoight November 3, 2019

January 11

If you are born on January 11, you are a feisty beast. RAWR! You are usually short. And usually thicc. Ching! Most of the time you are Czech. Chong! You are nice and your future is looking snazzy.

Man, she’s a feisty beast. She must have been born on January 11th.

January 11 by averygiskewl October 12, 2019