Jambon

Man who likes ham and will do anything to fill his face with it- typically seen lurking around pig farms and supermarket back alleys looking for any scraps.

Did you see Marshall last night- he was so busy being a jambon that he didn't notice all loose women trying play with his earthworm.

by Max Meadway August 7, 2007

Jambons

Fat girl in a miniskirt and no tights! (Legs)

Look at the jambons on that

by Countess January 16, 2004

jamenisha

A ghetto ass name from Maury

My cousins baby momma is Jamenisha

by Lizaaa October 26, 2013

Jaminas Curse

The never ending flow of guys blinded by love, asking for your heart and hand in marriage.
Doesn't matter where you are, in school, at work, in your home or on the bus...

They will find you ❤

(*only known to affect beautiful, dark-haired girls)
(**may be an old Gupsy curse or similar of an Arabic nature)

That girl just keep getting propsals, she must have the Jaminas curse !
Yeah she always has a guy over ..

by thehandsomearab March 10, 2015

Jaloni

Jaloni is a guy that will be quiet at first, but once you get to know him, he doesn’t stop talking. he’s also cuteand goofy

girl: damn he fine as hell girl
girl bestfriend: he must be a jaloni

by Ghhhjj January 10, 2019

jadon daddy

a person named jadon who is daddy

omg look it’s jadon daddy

by gonkdonk May 30, 2021

Jalonta

A boy who eats ass all day and acts gay the WHOLE DAY. Their usually born in August, September, July, Or June. If you see one push him, curb-stomp him and piss in his mouth.

Person 1: What are doing?
Person 2: Curb-stomping this “Bitch Jalonta” he called me cute.

by Iloveu jk November 13, 2021