Jake

the most innocent kid and has never watched a x video but still has a dirty mind
me-"jake have you watched the hub recently"
Jake-"no. what is the hub?"
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Jake

A person usually 13-21 who blindly follows trends and popular stuff, they tend to make fun of people who don’t. They have an over exaggerated sense of self worth and typically act like douche bags. They are very insecure and about themselves and are desperate for attention.
Oh yeah he’s such a Jake, he acts like he’s the shit when really he’s a huge pussy. He told me he only listens to rap music and wears white shoes because it’s popular and actually doesn’t like either of those things. He was making fun of someone with his friends the other day for no apparent reason.
by Furry furry rabbit August 23, 2023
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Jake

Well, to start off, he'll be the best friend you'll ever have. He'll always be there for you when you need someone. He's very caring,fun, and outgoing. He likes to do crazy stuff with his friends. Always looks on the brightside and is barely down. He'll make you feel special.
Female 1:Hey, is that Jake?

Female 2:Yea!

Female 1:I dare you to say hi to him!

Female 2:but I'm too shy..

Female 1:Fine, I'll say it then.

~~~

Female 1:Hi Jake!! :)

Jake:Heyy. :D

Female 1:**Faints**

Jake:Woaaah, did I do something??

BAM, she just fangirled until she fainted.
by JenMatrixx December 05, 2013
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jaked

to be really high or drunk. Or to just be completly unfoucused, as if there are three people speaking directly to you, and you are busy starring at your hands.
hey john are you alright.(huh???)
Dude your jaked.
haha i went to lala land with pepe and chichi
by J-bowz June 09, 2006
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Jake

Someone who has so many elements to their personality you can't ever describe them.
'Woah, did you see that guy? He's obviously a Jake'
'Yeah man, he's an awesome Jake'
by miss.mowor March 01, 2009
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Jake

A guy that is so amazingly kind, loving, handsome, strong, and romantic. He is someone who you can't help but fall in love with.
Girl 1: wow you are so lucky to have jake as your boyfriend.

Girl 2: I know.
by Shealeigh November 02, 2014
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Jake

A big thot. Often seen wearing vineyard vines whilst looking angry due to untreated constipation.
"Did you see Jake today"

"Please dont remind me he exists"
by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019
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