jake 

A very vulgar word. Can be used to replace another offensive word in a sentence. Or refered to someone who cries a lot, mostly about nothing, or intending to get someone into trouble.

Stop crying you Jake...

Ugh.. That dog just Jaked in my yard!

jake by T3h Fuzz March 30, 2007

Jake 

1.)Stupid son of a bitch that gets laid all the time. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone to take care for the baby on her own.
2.) A lazy ass motherfucker who who ets engaged to two diferent girls at the same time and leaves the pregnant one becuase he doesnt want to take care of his own child.

That guy should know what it feels like to be JAked. fucker

Jake by body guard January 19, 2009

jake 

a synonym of gay fags.

" omfg did u see those jakes over there?? they were totally hitting on you Bryan"said Becky.
"yo i no!! they are definitely jake.

jake by suesanbankan January 5, 2008

Jake 

Jake is the name given to a future fortnite virgin. Short blonde hair defines his egg like face with piercing blue eyes and luscious luminous freckles. Also is a midget.

Tegan *oooh who is that scrumptious lookin midget*
Nikola *oh it's just Jake Page White UwU*

Jake by FortniteVirgin October 24, 2019

Jake 

A piece of shit beta cuck bag who has no friends and a receding hairline and the only good thing about him is his massive cock

Jake is a fucking cuck bag

Jake by BigJuicyRooster October 26, 2019

Jake 

Another word for an athlete with a small penis. usually is the jock, but the nerd has a bigger penis than a Jake.

guy: Did you see brian score that TD. It won the game

other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake

guy: Ahh thats to bad

Jake by Michele Cook June 20, 2007

Jake 

Miranda's hottest and best boyfriend of all time. Understands her and will do anything to make her happy. A hopeless romantic who wants to unload his happiness and love to Miranda. Can also be an asshole (jokingly), amazing, neat, ownage, make weird noises (jokingly), very large penis.

Butman: So how's robot?

Miranda: He's not a fucking robot! He's my awesome lovahz, Jake. <3

Jake by Hazama666IATEMAHFROSTEDFLAKES August 23, 2011