Jake

Jake is a very soft person who does not want to get in trouble and is a huge snowflake. He is often called "Charmin" by his friends.

"Jake you are a snowflake!"

by yo man its chicken bread March 30, 2020

Jake

Jake is such a fitty and usually has brown hair, all the girls love Jake. Jake also has a very big willy.

Omg It’s Jake he must have at least 3 ft

by JakePow43 October 18, 2019

jaked

to be really high or drunk. Or to just be completly unfoucused, as if there are three people speaking directly to you, and you are busy starring at your hands.

hey john are you alright.(huh???)
Dude your jaked.
haha i went to lala land with pepe and chichi

by J-bowz June 11, 2006

Jake

Well, to start off, he'll be the best friend you'll ever have. He'll always be there for you when you need someone. He's very caring,fun, and outgoing. He likes to do crazy stuff with his friends. Always looks on the brightside and is barely down. He'll make you feel special.

Female 1:Hey, is that Jake?

Female 2:Yea!

Female 1:I dare you to say hi to him!

Female 2:but I'm too shy..

Female 1:Fine, I'll say it then.

~~~

Female 1:Hi Jake!! :)

Jake:Heyy. :D

Female 1:**Faints**

Jake:Woaaah, did I do something??

BAM, she just fangirled until she fainted.

by JenMatrixx December 4, 2013

Jake

Someone who has so many elements to their personality you can't ever describe them.

'Woah, did you see that guy? He's obviously a Jake'
'Yeah man, he's an awesome Jake'

by miss.mowor March 3, 2009

Jake

A big thot. Often seen wearing vineyard vines whilst looking angry due to untreated constipation.

"Did you see Jake today"

"Please dont remind me he exists"

by Turtle127359 February 21, 2019

Jake

A guy that is so amazingly kind, loving, handsome, strong, and romantic. He is someone who you can't help but fall in love with.

Girl 1: wow you are so lucky to have jake as your boyfriend.

Girl 2: I know.

by Shealeigh November 1, 2014