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foetus jacking

A practice developed on the London railway system by women to gain preferntial seating during rush hour periods. It involves confronting male passengers and asking them for their seat on the grounds that they are pregnant.
Female passenger: "can I please have your seat. I'm pregnant." (Whole carriage stares at man)

Male pssenger: "stop with yer foetus jacking, miss. I'm gonna need to see a copy of the ultrasound photo"
by The Gonzo Lecture March 9, 2010
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Karma-jacking

The act of doing someone a favor, not for altruism, but in order to have the person in question owing you a favor.
I heard that she was going to NYC for the weekend, and that she didn't have a place to stay. I found a way of convincing her to stay at my friend's place. Now she's owing me a favor! This will be really useful when I visit Boston and want to meet her hot friends, ha ha ha. Karma-jacking FTW!
by Tri Tamm June 18, 2010
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hungry jacking

The act of throwing raw biscuit dough at moving cars.
Let's drink some malt liquor and go hungry jacking tonight.
by ICT-TARA November 14, 2011
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Apple Jackin

The act of grabbing or smacking an apple bottom booty
"Yo, You see that girl over there wit tha Apple Bottom."

"Hell yea, tht butt sho is ripe dawg, Im finned to go ova there and do sum APPLE JACKIN."
by Mr. Apple Jack March 5, 2008
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CAR JACKING

THIS IS WHEN A MAN DRIVES AROUND TOWN FURIOUSLY WACKING OFF IN HIS CAR FOR THE WORLD TO SEE.SOME TINT THEIR WINDOWS,AND SOME ARE BLATANTLY DO IT IN CONVERTIBLES.THERE IS NO EASY WAY TO TELL WHOS DOING IT WHILE YOUR INNOCENTLY DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD,SO BE CAREFUL,THERE OUT THERE CAUSING ACCIDENTS.WHICH LEADS TO ANOTHER WORD...WACKCIDENT.
POP BETTER STOP CAR JACKING ALL OVER TOWN OR I'M GONNA TURN HIM IN,AND HE'S GONNA GET ARRESTED.NOT TO ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR,BUT IT IS JUST MISDEMEANOR FOR THIS TYPE OF CAR JACKING.
by WACK ATTACK May 8, 2011
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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jackinini

fat annoying person ((made up by ned flanders from the simpsons))
Homer:YOU HAVE TO MOW MY LAWN IN YOUR WIFE'S SUNDAY DRESS!!!
Ned:YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL YOU JACKININI!
by sam tonge October 7, 2008
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