jacknuts

Chotch

Dave Matheson is a jacknuts.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Jackdunkulous

Beating a man-childs butt at school; throwing down

Did you see him throw that man-child down?

Yeah it was JACKDUNKULOUS!

by SCG = <3 J.A.H February 28, 2010

jackoffery

What constitutes a willful, controlled, highly defined waste of time. It must be agreed upon by two or more parties, since both participate in the waste process.

Nick: (enters bedroom) Rowan, come hang out.

Rowan: (at writing desk, furiously writing stuff) Nick! I am writing a chorale! I've used three sequences of secondary dominance! It contains seventeen modulations, and a cantina structure!

Me: Oh neat. Damn, I'm hella tired and stuff. I think I might go take a nap.

A MAD PAUSE

Rowan: (gets up and points furiously) JACKOFFERY!

by GoatPulaskiSkyway August 27, 2013

JAcksun

He always smells like shit and he u know he fucks his dad and mom and his peen is 10.5 feet, he has shit stains everywhere

Jacksun u smell like shit boy!

by Jackfur April 16, 2019

Jacksucksatlife

Very peng bloke he is proper mighty and loves to suck on wang.

Have u seen the new jacksucksatlife vid?

by MeNameIsdav April 20, 2020

JackSucksAtLife

Jack is a youtuber. He is known for his obsession with minecraft girlfriends, play buttons and one day wants to marry X Æ A-Xii Musk. He has two editors, Kia and Thomas. But no-one cares about them. He also is the proud leader of turd boi420. He also has a friend who looks like gnomeo. Half of all channels with more than 100,000 subs are made by him.

p1: Do you know JackSucksAtLife?

p2: No, but I found this really cool channel

p1: Whats it callled?

p2:Turd boi420

by Chick8n May 30, 2020

Jackobin

To Make someone sqeel like, or refering to a pig sound.

To make a sound such as 'Sqweek, Sqweek'

by Microsoft v2.5 April 21, 2005