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He would wait for hours, just hoping that someone deranged would emerge from the darkened asylum so he could snap a pic and add it to his straight jacket porn collection.
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Did you here that Steve got a Columbus Poo Jacket last night from three chicks, who happened to have a laxative fetish?
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