The act of wearing army fatigues, camouflage face paint and a combat helmet while whacking off to porn at maximum volume to simulate the sensation of masturbating in the middle of a violent war zone.
by dickvandice October 26, 2013
Get the Full Metal Jack Offmug. "Jared's a total Jack off all Trades, I said I'd get him McDonalds if he blew me, and man did he enjoy those McNuggets."
by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023
Get the Jack off all Tradesmug. Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.
by Unk22 August 5, 2022
Get the Not to jack my self offmug. A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.
by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021
Get the double-dick jack-offmug. When you are chillin w/ yo bitch and you is about to have sex or get head or wutev and u just run home and jack off instead.
Tijan backed off and jacked off when he was unable to go all the way with Lunice.
Why would he back off and jack off???
Why would he back off and jack off???
by Alan Zhu January 25, 2008
Get the back off and jack offmug. by eda-skip November 24, 2021
Get the Jack me off like you beat your own meat!mug. - How'd you swing that? I thought Jane only fucked above a certain income bracket.
Naa man, she's a jack off all trades
Naa man, she's a jack off all trades
by michaelstripe December 12, 2007
Get the Jack off all tradesmug.