Mutual Dicking

The act of two people "screwing over" one another equally.
John complained about his order today, so we gave him a mutual dicking on the shipment of another order.
by ToeSniffer55 January 22, 2025
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mutual crust

Mutual crust is formed when you don't pull out after sex and fall asleep. Body fluid from both parties join and dry to form mutual crust all over their private parts.
Jack and Jill woke up Saturday morning and were stuck together by their mutual crust. They had to waddle to the shower together to free themselves of each other.
by jizzum baptism February 23, 2018
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mutually assured destruction

A type of unit in Command & Conquer Red Alert
"I'd biuld a MAD tank but they're so damn expensive"
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Mutually Assured Destruction

Mutually Assured Destruction is where two parties end up destroying each other in the end. This can happen at the end of narcissistic relationships
David and I's relationship devolved to a platform of mutually assured destruction. He nearly took my life, so I made sure to destroy his reputation. He took my money, so I took his. He cheated on me, so I cheated on him. We were both nearly destroyed by the end.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 07, 2023
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mutually assured destruction

Basically a Mexican standoff between prominent countries that possess nuclear weapons and have different polictical agendas. Causes the entire world to be gripped in a sort of doomsday fatalism. Also results in peace talks to boil down to a pissing match in which each side takes a "I'll-throw-down-my-gun-if-you-throw-down-your-gun-first" attitude.
In "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" the apes may have survived if they had thier own nukes. The mutant humans wouldn't have used thier nuke because of fear of mutually assured destruction. Which didn't matter anyway, because they all ended up dead, like a bunch of pork rinds.
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_diotards mutuals

guy 1: omg how did u know i was one of _diotards mutuals?
guy 2: you hav much swag.
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The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth

Mutual wank day. 7th February
Mutual wank day. 7th February
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