Tool

A tool is someone that is kind of arrogant and like a douche or an a-hole. It is not what these other definitions say. PInk uses the term in "So What", she's talking about her ex. Who is not a poser but a jerk, to her anyway.

Pink is talking about her ex in this song. He's not a "poser" hes a jerk, to her anyway.

I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight

by j roper September 22, 2011

Tool

Often refered to someone who is a weapon of mass destruction for the female genitalia. Someome who will "reach bottom" and "stretch out the edges". Someome whos talent is unrivaled by anyone else in the company he works for. Someone who is truley undervalued for the work hes capable of accomplishing.

"Damn, Lucas is a total Tool!!"

by Toolgod112 June 19, 2020

Tool

Hoe

She she such a tool sleeping with everyone

by Zoiej2004 February 11, 2017

Tool

Slang for a firearm

He was talking crazy so i took my tool out and shot him.

by TrenWarr March 31, 2022

Tool

n. 1) a person characterized by their overwhelming immaturity and/or idiocy.

"Did you see Mike K's profile picture?"
"Yeah, what a tool."

by The Best Girlfriend Ever October 3, 2009

Tool

A person who doesn't return phone calls, emails or texts for no reason other than there narcissistic, self-absorbed hillbilly ass would rather sit on their thumb and twist.

Steve- Hey, I tried calling you last nite, everything ok?

Gina- OMG, i lost my phone, i was sleeping, BLAH BLAH BLAH

Steve- Tool

by VW2008 February 15, 2010

Tool

One who walks/runs around without a shirt, wears their hat on backwards, spends their summer in just swim trunks because they love the way their 6 pack looks, even when it's 65 degrees and raining. Wants to be a model, and or post model type pictures on their facebook,twitter,tumblr account, talks to multiple women in the same day, has way to many friends on facebook that he has never seen in real life, is late to everything, and usually is capable of getting attention from women from their unusual ability of playing the drums very well, said the word SWAG more than three times in their life immediately classifies them as a classic tool. Or longboards everywhere because they cant drive yet / or bum a ride off a friend that day.

friend that is always a tool

by clay10roll November 7, 2012