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Kanyeast Infection

A infection in which somebody listens to to much Kanye West music. The symptoms are diarrhea, sweaty feet, Tik Tok dances, peeing blood, and death
I've listened to Homecoming to much and I peed blood in the shower last night. I think I have a Kanyeast Infection.
by Uncle Jim Joe November 30, 2020
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Bad Beat Infection

"Bad Beat Infection" is an alternate term for "Breakthrough Infection".

CNN's Dr. Sanja Gupta laments that the term "breakthrough infection is NOT "...the right phrase. To me, it doesn't seem nuanced enough to describe what's going on; it only serves to alarm those of us who are already vaccinated, and potentially discourage those who are hesitant."
Consequently, "Bad Beat Infection" is better because it refers to the poker term "Bad Beat". A bad beat is when you have very strong odds in your favor but still get unlucky. it's important to recognize that proper medical vaccines put the odds strongly in your favor and that without them thousands/millions more would die.
"He's fully vaccinated but he was in the tiny percentage that got a bad beat infection. Fortunately, he's OK thanks to the vaccines."
by Trinity Mind August 12, 2021
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Infected

Infected is a person who is a clown and in severe cases considered the whole circus
Infected: Hey everyone!
Literally everyone: lmao rart clown (laughing).
by PimpShagger69 October 13, 2019
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The chan infection

A disease that you get after seeing characters turned into cats/other animals. Symptoms may include:
-making weird sounds in public
-using emoticons like "UwU" in text
-erratic behavior
It pretty much never leaves your mind, and it shatters your brain cells one by one until you get it forever
The only way to cure it: erasing it from your mind by avoiding all reminders of it
"She got the chan infection after watching the sad cat dance"
by Backroomsguy111 February 26, 2023
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Yeast infection

Really stinky shit that comes out of a womans vagina that looks like cottage cheese.

It makes you itch very bad, its embarrassing cause it means you dont take care of your cooch that well or you’re taking medication that made you have one.
Girl 1: “i have a yeast infection!”

Doctor: “that sucks, heres some cream to shove up your puss, you cant have a bath until the medication succeeds in 3 days. Sucks for you but im a male doctor and i dont have a thing called yeast infection, im gonna make you pay $20 for this cause i need money.”
by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025
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police infection

Emma-are the police still there

Carol-yes they won't leave me alone

Emma-so you've got a police infection
by Caroooootako August 24, 2016
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Codje infection

An infection in which mass quantity's of semen get pushed to the back of the throat and in time grows a mossy, moldy paste which cannot be reversed.
Stacy why wont you kiss me

stacy: Sorry... OG mudbone gave me a bad codje infection last night
by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016
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