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saddle bagging

The process of wrapping another man's sack around your dick with one ball on one side and one ball on the other and stroking until climax
My boyfriend's ass was hurting too much so we had to settle for saddle bagging
by The Real Dwobbit May 26, 2018
mugGet the saddle baggingmug.

Prattle in the saddle

A woman who talks incessantly while she's having sex in the cowgirl position.
OMG my wife was totally Prattle in the saddle last night. She's all "aiyeeee! After we get done here I've gotta aiyeeee! Vacuum and aaaaaaaah! Trim the 🌹 bushes
You you nnnnneed to uuh uuh sweep the sidewalk cause the Shittleboms are cumming oh yeah! Over for dinner. I'm having sliders with your favorite pink icing penis cake 🍰!
by 4realazitgits April 30, 2021
mugGet the Prattle in the saddlemug.

Peruvian Goat Saddle

When giving anal, the top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain
Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”
by YoCug41 June 6, 2025
mugGet the Peruvian Goat Saddlemug.

to be saddled with

to be burdened with something
They don't want to be saddled with the financial burden of caring for their parents.
by mmitrolaw May 27, 2017
mugGet the to be saddled withmug.

Saddle Boy

A boy who does a lot of questionable, suspicious, feminine shit. They are usually in the closet.
Vagina: You can’t have me, you’re just a Saddle Boy!

Saddle Boy: Ok I’ll just die either out of the closet or a virgin
by Fleezus Christ November 29, 2017
mugGet the Saddle Boymug.

Saddle blasted

Vigorous unglatation of the midsection while straddling/riding. A show of domination during cotius. The result is an overpowered show of strength leaving the recipient drained and humiliated.
My tinder date "saddle blasted"my dick so hard, I may never be able to have sex again.
by Matdakis September 16, 2025
mugGet the Saddle blastedmug.

golden saddle

When you piss out your ass while sitting on someone else in a sexual situation.
After Taco Bell I totally sat on Sarah and gave her a Golden Saddle.
by ZiegZeon September 5, 2017
mugGet the golden saddlemug.

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