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million dollar bill

Referencing the fact million dollar bills have been printed but are completely worthless. Used to describe when a person or character thinks something great is happening to them and/or get excited but they end up greatly disappointed in the end.
1. Prom was my million dollar bill.
2. Going to the mall only for that incident to happen was my friend's million dollar bill.
3. Anyone who gets the ring in *The Lord of The Rings* just ends up with a million dollar bill.
by sunshineydays April 12, 2025
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38 million gazillion

he has 38 million gazillion dollars !!!!!!
by rehehehe May 2, 2023
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300 Million Dollar Army

The yearly amount budgeted by the US Congress to create anti-China propaganda (influence campaign).
I called him a wumao, but then he linked me to an Harvard journal article that determined wumaos don’t exist, and he asked me if I’m part of the “300 Million Dollar Army,” which I researched and DOES exist. Then I found the term 300 Million Dollar Army on urban dictionary and downvoted it while submissively urinating from the force of the defeat.
by jchristian January 25, 2022
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dropping your defender with a crossover, hesi, stepback, or any dribble move to only miss the shot, layup, or dunk.
So many kids nowadays spend too much time working on their handles, ignoring everything else offensively. Every day you see a "million dollar move with a food stamp finish."
by unDURYEAted January 4, 2022
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One in a million

1. Used to emphasize something extremely unlikely, but you don’t care to find out the actual probability of said event. (Same with, “one in a billion” and “one in a trillion”)

2. A song and Album by Aaliyah.
1. John: “Are you sure this is safe?”
Doe: “Yeah, the chances of anything going wrong are like, one in a million.”

2. Jane: “ One In A Million by Aaliyah was an amazing song”
by Glockumentary November 13, 2021
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a million minutes

According to ‘Anix’ on yt million minutes means 5 minutes!
“I can’t believe the rain has been going on for a million minutes (more like 5 minutes) !?”
by emogi_boy2468 June 16, 2020
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Million Dollar Pie

1. When a hooker who usually is very expensive lets you fuck her for free.
2. When you use Cool Whip during oral sex

3. The most common pie that clowns throw at each other
Jake: Dude, I just had some million dollar pie with Amber last night!
Tim: Lucky! That chick practically stole my wallet last week.

Lisa: I thought you were usually grossed out by oral sex.
Janet: I am, but we had million dollar pie last night so it was kinda delicious.
by SexBot11111 August 12, 2011
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