Italian Meat Missile

When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "Madonna Mia!" :0

During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.

by MafiosoMasterpiece December 5, 2010

Italian Exhale

When someone takes the last drag of a cigarette outdoors, flicks the butt away, then proceeds to exhale once inside a building.

Witness 1: "Did you just see that?"

Witness 2: "Yeah. That dude just did an Italian Exhale when he walked into the lobby."

Witness 3: "WTF!"

by The Shehawken Ghost May 18, 2009

Italian dickanolli

Where the boy sticks his Dick in a canolli shell full of whipped cream and gets the girl to suck it off for him

I want to an Italian dickanolli tonight

by Jiare March 21, 2017

Italian Coma

The act of eating large portions of pasta and then falling asleep.

Angelo: Did you hear Tony’s in an Italian coma?
Stefano: Yeah I just saw him eat a whole bowl of pasta and then lay on the couch

by Michael Calzone March 22, 2020

Italian Waterslide

The sexual move where the girl straddles the mans face arches back and pours an alcoholic beverage down her chest over her vagina and into his mouth.

Last night Mark was thirsty so I gave him an Italian Waterslide

by Lord of the Tounge December 28, 2010

italian necktie

The act of slitting open the neck, just above the adam's apple, and pulling the person's tongue out through the hole, making it look like a little necktie.

Jimmy squealed to the cops, so the boss gave him an italian necktie.

by Inked up & pierced out August 1, 2006

italian restraining order

A baseball bat. Serves the same purpose as a regular restraining order, just much more convenient and much more violent. Used to get someone to leave you alone

That dude wouldn't stay away from me, so I took out an italian restraining order on him!

by ParkRoote April 11, 2008