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hipster

Someone who thinks their cool because they aren't "mainstream" but in reality have become mainstream by trying not to be mainstream. A paradox in and of itself.
Wow, he's so hipster... but wait so is she and him and him and her and........ THEIR ALL HIPSTER!
by DCY100 October 7, 2011
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hipsterbilly

A "hipsterbilly" is a sub-category of a traditional "hipster". A hipsterbilly adopts styles from the American "hillbilly" style. They can commonly be seen wearing hillbilly inspired styles such as flannel, overalls, hiking boots, etc. They are also likely to grow unruly beards, as to appear more rugged or outdoorsy. Although they appear to have a hillbilly "look", they have never grown up in the boondocks or possess any outdoors-man skills, such as starting a fire, chopping wood, hunting, farming, fishing, etc. Some famous hipsterbillies include members of the band Mumford and Sons and Fleet Foxes; just to name a few.
Look at that guy with the overgrown beard and ironic flannel! Looks like he couldn't start a fire with a blow torch; he must be a hipsterbilly!
by Miss Nina April 16, 2013
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Grief Hipster

A grief hipster is someone who, upon the death of a celebrity/well known public figure, will profess "Well, I don't give a shit they died. And you know what? This obscure other person died and nobody but me cared!" to show that not only are you being a sheep for being upset a public figure died but that they found someone more obscure to mourn than you.
Grief Hipster: "You're upset Witney Houston died? Well did you know about {insert totally obscure soldier who died in the Iraq War's name}? He died the same day and you don't see millions of people upset about it! I'm better at grieving than you are because I knew he died and you didn't!"
by Grief Hipster April 14, 2012
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Edgy hipster

Known as a mega faggot and a big douchebag. Thinks to be as a big jocky but in real life, just a sad man child who prey on kids. Usually faps twice a day to hentai and furries. Mostly lives in their parents basement and praises to stupid ass memes. So, technically has no life and is just seeking for dildos they can just use.
OMG he is such an edgy hipster like keemstar!
by Konostrphy garbanza August 1, 2016
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hipstard

hipster + retard = hipstard

*note: this word is actually just a reiteration because everyone knows the definition "hipster" innately presents retardation
holy shit, are you fucking cereal? i just had to pay that goddamn hipstard $15 for breaking his glasses...yea, the ones WITH NO ACTUAL GLASSES. HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE THEY TO BUY JUST FRAMES AND WEAR THEM AROUND?
by thupercereal September 9, 2010
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hipstick lesbian

a trendy, hipster, feminine lesbian. hipster + lipstick = hipstick
"All the girls at the dollhouse are totally hipstick lesbians"
by e_t February 5, 2009
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Metrosexual Hipster

Dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.
"Ian Hecox is gay because he is a metrosexual hipster"
by NationalPokedex December 25, 2012
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