Fire hydrant

Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.

Don't trip on that fire hydrant!

I couldn't see your short ass behind that fire hydrant!

by Geozup May 16, 2021

fire/hydrant

⏃ dumb bitch that is homophobic

⟟ said what are your pronouns and fire said fire/hydrant

by ItsMikanHun June 8, 2021

Josh Hyden

The absolute biggest unit to ever exist

All Josh Hyden’s have at least 6 inches

Do you see that Josh Hyden over there

by ;!&:&293942jxcjfkkss July 21, 2021

Fire Hydranting

Squirting on end for hours and hours and splashing all over the place.

Becky found a new man who made her get to fire hydranting.

by 307Badger March 28, 2022

Tommy Hyland

He doesn't really.. fancy it

Im feeling like such a Tommy Hyland right now

by empazia June 26, 2022

Floogensplooger-Hodang

A 'Floogensplooger-Hodang' is a fictional device use in the show 'The Epic Tales Of Captain Underpants' on Netflix. It is use in season 1 episode 8 to de-clay all of the town of piqua.

I need to use a Floogensplooger-Hodang to fix my machine to turn back time and fix this mess!

by Buzzumbud March 29, 2023

Larenz Hyman

A very leng smexy guy

Larenz Hyman is so leng dont you just want to kiss him

by BumsPoopieShitty December 18, 2023