husband chub

the male genitalia is half erect when topics of the domestic variety come up in conversation while the prior to, or during the act of intercourse , the male is husband material because he is polite and does not do anything the woman does not want to.

the man gained a husband chub when the woman mentioned marriage.

by dadbonermaker September 24, 2014

husband parking

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.

I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.

by falcoiii July 5, 2016

husbandey

Newly transformed life/procreating partner; one who assumes all provider and domesticated roles, bat shit crazy. Male version of "wifey".

Wifey wanting to go on girls' night out to husbandey, "Dear, can you look after the kids tonight?"

by NDUP November 27, 2018

Husband-Able

Husband Material

Evan Taylor is 100% husband-able

by fk99 June 7, 2019

Husbandoo

Just like a waifu , a husbandoo is a word for an anime character that's seen as a potential husband.

"Have you watched Death Note?"
- "Yeah, Light Yagami is such a husbandoo!!"

by A waiu April 1, 2019

hushamundo

A Latin nice way of telling your girlfriend to shut the fuck up!. You can also just cut it down to "mundo" when in a hurry.

I had to tell lee ann to hushamundo at the movie theater.

by Mr Harmony April 25, 2023

Husbandito

1. A husband who takes unfair advantage and robs you of everything you cherish.

2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots

3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal

4. A husband under 5’5

1. Turns out I married a husbandito who stole all my jewelry and crushed my soul.

2. I have to take my husbandito to the psychiatrist.

3. I don’t remember saying yes to my husbandito’s proposal, he caught me off guard and left me in a daze of orgasmic bliss.

4. My husbandito was not allowed to ride the rollercoaster at 6 flags.

by NimbleFruitJube August 6, 2023