slump-hump

When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.

Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump-hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.

by Narbonne October 1, 2009

Hump Day Hatha

The perfect way to begin your slide into the weekend. Started at Milton Yoga in Milton, MA. Hump Day Hatha is a moderately-paced stretching, strengthening and detoxifying yoga class with some simple breathing exercises.

Hatha Yoga works to balance mind and body through physical postures (asanas), controlled breathing (pranayama), and the calming of the mind through relaxation and meditation. Asanas teach balance and build strength and are practiced to improve the body's physical health and clear the mind through focused breathing and mediation.

You know if you make it to Hump Day Hatha your week is going to be a good one.

by SkiingYogi August 3, 2011

High School Hump

To make out with a person but not go "all the way" usually not even shedding many clothes. Mostly applicable to individuals beyond the modest pubescent years.

"Man, you really hit it off with Sherry last night. Did you guys have sex?"

"No, just high school humped for a while. We're supposed to hang out again soon. I hope to nail her then ;) "

by 2ndbase July 8, 2009

dry hump

The touching of a guy's hard on agaisnt a girl's pussy in a fast humping motion while they have their clothes on.

Mandy and Baron dry humped at the community center.

by Lil Azn Canadian December 9, 2008

hump the dump

To "hump the dump" is to literally have sex with human or animal feces. In laymen's terms: fuck a turd. It's not performed often and can be considered to be either a sign of idiocy or of extreme love (as in humping your partner's dumpling...). It can be conjugated, however, "dump" must be changed to rhyme to it, or it will mean something different (see example 2). It can however also be related to dave's mum (see example 3). This action can bring pleasure to both sexes:
Male: Inserts erect penis into the dump
Female: Inserts dump into vagina
It is not very popular in Europe, Asia, Oceania and America, however, was performed frequently by both sexes of tribes of the lower Niger around the 1800-2000.

1)
Eugene: Hey Chris, how was your night with Katie?
Chris: Awesome, I humped her dump!
Eugene: High Five bro!

2) Differences when conjugated:
a. I am humping the dump - only an idiot would say that, doesn't create the same effect without the rhyme.
b. I am humping the dumpling - If you thought of this before reading this, you have my respect.
In conclusion, a sucks, b rocks...

3)
Larry: Ever heard of Dave's Mum?
Barry: Yeah, I humped her dump!
Gary: Hell, I had a gangbang dump-hump with her!
Larry: Gross...

4) Hump the dump is a good way to make shit useful!

by Frostie_Bandit June 15, 2008

dry hump

when a man and woman, or man and man, or even woman and woman ( please no animals..) proceed to have sexual intercourse with their clothes still present

On Friday, Kayla and Kory dry humped one another

by Kayla May 5, 2005

Hump Hole

Slang for a Va-jay-jay, pussy, cunt, vagina, cum dumpster.
Apparentley offensive towards women.

Your hump hole looks like cabbage.

Come to bed with me, its not like i want you in my hump hole.

by Chris Rauch January 1, 2008