by Howard May 1, 2003
Get the brown hostages mug.yuuper1: How the hell do you have ice cream and coffee for breakfast?!?
yuuper2: It helps clean me out and release a hostage every day.
yuuper2: It helps clean me out and release a hostage every day.
by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003
Get the release a hostage mug.by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 7, 2006
Get the release of chocolate hostages mug.When you eat hofstra food for more than two days in a row. And at unexpected times you try to fart and it feels wet. you feel like you may have shat yourself but maybe not. upon further inspection you realize that you squirted a little bit out of your asshole. but not enough to leave the cheeks it doesnt get on your boxers but it still sucks.
Hofstra red is not real. The Hofstra Squirt is...for sure
Hofstra red is not real. The Hofstra Squirt is...for sure
"I was taking my final and then i got the Hofstra Squirt and had to sit with a wet asshole until I was finished. By the time i got to wipe it was all crusty and gross"
by hofstra squirt May 20, 2008
Get the Hofstra Squirt mug.The lore: Waffle House is a collective hive mind. Every 1987 moons it choses a new host to be the center of the hive mind. In order to sustain the hive mind it eats karens and impossibly hot coffee. We don't know who the new host is... But what ever you do DON'T TRY AND FIND OUT
by Erdtree January 15, 2023
Get the The Waffle House has found its new host mug.When you’re waiting on hold for someone and know that the second you answer another call or check another line they’ll answer and hang up when you don’t answer right away.
I’ve been a hold hostage for 8 minutes now. I know that if that whore in accounts receivable picks up when I try and answer this other line she’ll disconnect.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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by Cecil Buttram October 27, 2004
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