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Cold Horn

A disease where a musical instrument (most likely made of brass) becomes cold. The cold makes it harder to play the instrument, especially when it uses a mouthpiece.

Cases of cold horn usually occur in cold climates (duh) or transporting the instrument outside while it is cold. (once again, duh)

This can be avoided by keeping the instruments mouthpiece in a warm place, like a pocket.

Another way to avoid it (if your a trombone, trumpet, etc player) is to buy a plastic mouthpiece
Connor: Ahhhh dude, I got cold horn while walking in here.

Quinten:Haha, sucks dude, I had my mouthpiece in my pocket, so mine is warm.
Good luck with that high F.
by schevendy scheven March 13, 2009
mugGet the Cold Hornmug.

Gilly horn

I pulled down her pants to eat the pussy and got poked in the eye by her gilly horn.
by Sheahalie December 17, 2018
mugGet the Gilly hornmug.

hails and horns

The gesture made with one's hand that represents the Devil or "Horned One" that you see being flashed at heavy metal concerts and an expression among metal heads that indicates enthusiasm for the music. Also a magazine dedicated to the heavy metal lifestyle.
"Dude, old skool Metallica is fucking awesome!!"
"Hell yeah, man! Hails and horns!!!" (makes gesture)
by Ahawk75 August 21, 2009
mugGet the hails and hornsmug.

Horn-tickle

A tickle that makes you horny.
Stop touching me like that, you’re going to give me a horn-tickle!
by Thomas The Great June 29, 2021
mugGet the Horn-ticklemug.

Horned Bird

A bastardization of giving someone the finger and throwing the Devil Horns gesture made popular by the Heavy Metal community. This is either done because someone is too tired to care, because they are a poser, or because they were torn between telling someone to rock on and fuck off.
My buddy had his picture taken with Isahn at Prog Power. He obviously didn't want it taken, can't you see the Horned Bird he's giving the camera?
by an on e muz October 22, 2011
mugGet the Horned Birdmug.

horn play

a kissing embrace in which the initiator's left hand is firmly placed on the partner's neck, while their right fondles the receiver's genitals
He was gentlemen enough to walk me to the door, but once he tried the horn play for our first kiss, I knew we wouldn't go out again.

For mine and my wife's successful marriage, all kudos go to the horn play.
by justtbecca May 8, 2010
mugGet the horn playmug.

battered horn

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse
I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn
by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018
mugGet the battered hornmug.

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