Work given to you after classes in which you are supposed to complete at home or during your own free time (like students don’t have any). It’s also a legitimate method of mild torture; actually though, it’s straight up torture and I’m not joking around. It’s the reason why so many students get no sleep. For some reason, I, and probably most other students, would rather sit down and stare at a wall for 5 straight hours even though doing homework is basically the same thing except you have to use your brain which just got screwed from being in school for at least 6 hours.
This is how an average student deals with a shitload of homework in one night (which happens a lot if they’re taking decently difficult classes): 1) Sit down and believe you’re actually gonna get something done. 2) Realize or remember how much homework you have and that you will not finish it before midnight. 3) Have a mental breakdown that probably takes away from the time you have to complete your homework. 4) Realize that you would rather do anything else like raking the leaves for hours, run for even longer until you vomit down your shirt, or even taking a 7 foot medal rod so far up the ass that it protrudes out the front of your chest and hits the bottom of your jaw so hard that it will knock you unconscious causing you to eventually wake up in an alternate reality. 5) Receive an F on the assignment even though you worked your ass off to complete it and receive the same amount of homework the next night
This is how an average student deals with a shitload of homework in one night (which happens a lot if they’re taking decently difficult classes): 1) Sit down and believe you’re actually gonna get something done. 2) Realize or remember how much homework you have and that you will not finish it before midnight. 3) Have a mental breakdown that probably takes away from the time you have to complete your homework. 4) Realize that you would rather do anything else like raking the leaves for hours, run for even longer until you vomit down your shirt, or even taking a 7 foot medal rod so far up the ass that it protrudes out the front of your chest and hits the bottom of your jaw so hard that it will knock you unconscious causing you to eventually wake up in an alternate reality. 5) Receive an F on the assignment even though you worked your ass off to complete it and receive the same amount of homework the next night
Why is homework a thing? It is the single worse thing about school and if you disagree you either took the easiest classes in the world or you were one of those people blessed with ultra nerd super powers that allowed you to finish your homework within one or two hours which then allowed you to waste the time every other student would kill for by playing dungeons and dragons until midnight (even though you could actually get good sleep because you have the time for it) and then wake up early in the morning to play computer games and somehow be energized for the day (some people are actually like this and if you’re one of them, never, ever complain about anything that happens cause you don’t know what it’s like to be tortured with homework).
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Get the Homework mug.Work that a teacher sends home from school. Usually, simply the leftover work from that days lesson. Often a large part of one's grade, many students believe that it is pointless. In reality, it's a good idea, just simply brought to extremes (the assignments are also way too long, even if they are easy). In some college classe, it is not even a part of one's grade, just some extra work a student can do if they don't understand the material. Many high schools could learn from this example, as the reason most students fail classes is because they don't do the homework. Though it is ultimately the student's fault (in most cases) that the work isn't done, the constant barrage of electronic entertainment available to kids nowadays certainly doesn't help.
Kid A: Hey, did you do the homework?
Kid B: Yeah, but it took me a while. It'd be nice if I could just do the homework on subjects I need help on, instead of this algebra that I already understand.
Kid A: I didn't do it. I was gonna, but I got stuck playing World of Warcraft. Oh well, my fault. Damn ADHD.
Kid B: Yeah, but it took me a while. It'd be nice if I could just do the homework on subjects I need help on, instead of this algebra that I already understand.
Kid A: I didn't do it. I was gonna, but I got stuck playing World of Warcraft. Oh well, my fault. Damn ADHD.
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Get the homework mug.Homework how to explain umm it's THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD the reason why elementary kids like fridays is because there's no homework(only the nerds like homework) we have like freaking 6 hours of school doing work like 3 or 4 times a day and we have to do work at home because we just spent all that time at school working Than we have more work at home wow I wish home work never existed
Me:I freaking hate homework
Nerd:I love homework
Me:Omg of course you do your a nerd
Nerd:We can't be friends no more
ME:WELL NEWSFLASH WE WAS NEVER FRIENDS
Nerd:I love homework
Me:Omg of course you do your a nerd
Nerd:We can't be friends no more
ME:WELL NEWSFLASH WE WAS NEVER FRIENDS
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Teacher: You have to do questions 1337 to 7331 in your textbooks by tomorrow!
Student:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO more homework!
Student:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO more homework!
by schoolequalsboredom September 23, 2013
Get the Homework mug.Worthless shit is another word for this. In case you're a fucking idiot, homework is paperwork, projects, and research given to students after school. So we suffer through 7 hours of hell (School), And then we have to do 3 hours or something worth of homework given to us by bitch ass teachers. The time after school is supposed to be for FUN AND RELAXATION! In 7 hours we've already learned all we need to for one day. Infact, I haven't learned SHIT from doing homework. It's stuff I already know so it's useless! Do those cunt licking teachers even know people have lives outside of school? And those fuckers even give homework on WEEKENDS. WHAT THE FUCK!! Homework makes you so stressed out. I'm sure if homework was taken away almost every kid would do better in school. Also, some teachers think they can give extra homework for their one class and act like it's not alot, but guess what shit suckers?? We have homework for fucking 7-8 other classes too!! And then they yell at you if you forget to do it and say "WHY DIDNT YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK YOU HAD PLENTY OF TIME!!!111!" Ummm.. No we don't bitch because we get a ton of other homework that takes all fucking night to do!
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