Homeless prank

A high level goof that can only be performed by the highest council of goofsters. The details of it are also held away by the high council next to the secret recipe for coca cola.
Person A: Yo I'm boutta do a homeless prank on this dude

Person B: The fuck is a homeless prank?

Person A: *In a whisper* Can we get a target removal team out here?
by Funny sandwich man August 30, 2022
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Homeless person

some residentially challenged bastard who's addicted to heroin.
Homeless person: (of a person) without a home, and therefore typically living on the streets.

random person: "wow, he must be homeless!"
homeless asscrack: "ay, you gotta light? I'm tryna use some heroin ovah' ere'!"
by vetchinarusskiy June 14, 2024
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Homeless Invasion

When your neighbor tells the homeless people outside that you have food stamps.
Alex: Hey, can I come over?
Tony: I can't right now, I need to prepare for the homeless invasion.
Alex: What?
Tony: My dumbass neighbor told them I had food stamps and now I need to defend my house.
Alex: Oh, alright.
by Mr. RL May 19, 2022
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Homeless Seppuku

The act jumping through a window, preferably 3 stories or above, and then proceeding to stab yourself to death with the shards of that are hopefully on the ground next to you.
Bro 1: Bruh, this one African-American male finna' committed homeless seppuku in front of the local FedEx building.
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...
by WhyAllJewsShouldDie June 10, 2017
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homeless hoe

brat who steals your man even when your there friend and lies to your face and hangouts at your house all the time just for him
by Peachy dubs June 16, 2023
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Homeless Pillow

An empty goon bag inflated with air, to give lumbar support for a night out sleeping
Hay bro, ya finished the flaggon yet?

Yeah but steves fully using it for a homeless pillow
by Scruddle McDoodle April 28, 2011
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homeless-slut

someone who looks ugly and homeless but actually has money
1: wow look at annabel
2: she’s homeless-slut
1: oh i know
by dumbwhore888 November 30, 2019
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