hobbit

A hobbit is:
a. A person of short stature, can be known as a midget or possibly Frodo, a partially famous hobbit.
b. A person with hairy hairy feet
c. A short fat person with hairy feet which can also be known as a nazi, dragonlady
d. All of the above.

Person 1: Hobbit is lecturing again!

Person 2: You mean the nazi?!

Person 3: Nazi is being nice, she is a bloody dragonlady!

Person 2: Crap she is looking at us, play dead!!

Person 3: oh it burns, it burns!!!

by (pro'n Cass-I) August 12, 2007

hobbitphobia

A form of homophobia directed towards male leads in a work of fiction that show a form of affection toward one another. Often these characters' feelings are just dismissed as "gay" by viewers. Most often evidenced in immature viewers of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

"Every time I watch Naruto with Bobo, he can't stop saying that Naruto is gay for Sasuke. I think he suffers from hobbitphobia."

by BIGJoepa January 16, 2010

hobbities

(noun) 1. hobbit that has hobbies

The short little man had hobbities!!

by Crazy Statii September 20, 2010

Hobbit

A short person

She is such a hobbit

by Beboy35 October 21, 2014

hobbit

you call someone a hobbit...when they are always quiet and it is like dating a moss coverd rock

My ex boyfriend was a mutant hobbit

by bob hastle February 20, 2005

Hobbit

A small boy by the name of Jacob who is a Housekeeper. Jacob, the Housekeeper, has small little hobbit feet and is also known as a W.O.W. Fag.

Also known as the Hobbizle. The hobbinator. The Hobbinizleator!

Man, Hobbit, quit playing WOW, you fag!

by EP_SWAT October 1, 2007

hobbit

a very short person, whose really loud, in love with a person that starts with a k, is not allowed to have caffine, is in love with house and "house", bowls... really bad=D and is annoying to some people...(tood and carl and paul. etc.)

sam is a hobbit!

by Samantha Randazzo January 19, 2009