hillary clinton

Not the president

I wish hillary clinton was the pres cuz she would be much better thant trump aka hitler jr.

by dat boi 97 November 17, 2016

Hillary

A name that apparent GOP members sling at female strangers they don't like.

Why won't you let me cut in line, Hillary?
What, you are going to report me to the police, Hillary?
(Note, my name is not Hillary.)

by JennyGraceBear August 8, 2016

Crooked Hillary

Coined by Donald Trump during his 2016 election campaign to describe his penis. In an attempt to gain an edge over his opponent, ontop of his unethical campaigning strategies, in confidence he would joke about how hillary would screw over people like how his crooked hillary screwed prostitutes.

"Yeah, he sure talks a lot of big talk, but for a guy with a tiny penis, he still has a crooked hillary.

by Bellarkian August 12, 2019

Pulling a Hillary

Pulling a Hillary Being calm, reasonable and factual in the face of blatant animosity, prejudice, and falsehood. See Secretary Clinton's performance the Benghazi hearings, October '15.

Watching the tapes of Cecile Richards appeared at the Planned Parenthood hearings, I realized she was really pulling a Hillary

by LiberalLady December 24, 2015

Pulled a Hillary

When a person or team is in a situation where they should have a sure win, but still lose.

Did you see the Yankees game last night? They had an easy win, but they Pulled a Hillary.

by PunchTheMonkey November 9, 2016

hillary rally

When you hover over a toilet, bent completely over, so you can vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.

After three hours of tequila and guacamole dip, Nicole soon found herself at a Hillary rally.

by REEEEEEEEEEsist January 4, 2018

Whoring for Hillary

when Media-Americans prostitute their journalistic integrity for their anointed candidate Hillary Clinton.

{let’s tune in to the News/Game show already in progress...}

Host: “We’re almost out of time... to win all the cash and prizes you must spin this better than any Media-American whore ever has. Okay Jane... ‘Monica Lewinski’ is today’s Media Whore challenge.”

Jane: “Monica Lewinski proves that when Hillary’s in the Whitehouse she’ll bow her head to no world leader.”
{Wild applause from the studio audience.}

Host: “You’ve DONE IT! With a media spin like that what fool wouldn’t believe that qualifies Hillary for the highest office on the planet? Jane, you’re are our new Whoring for Hillary champion. See you next time folks.”

{Closing theme}
When the media bias is plain to see
and the News ain’t what it ought to be.
With Donald Trump they bash and pillory.
‘cuz in the PC Media... they’re always
Whoring for Hillary!

by pianocheater October 2, 2016