mexican heater

when upon entrance into her anal arena, the male fallis is unceremoniously subjected to a rectal ejection (fart)

Jane decided she would grant him his wish, but for her own perverse pleasure she would first give him the Mexican Heater.

by R & D January 11, 2009

hetero-crush

a heterosexual who finds a member of the same sex to be attractive and is drawn to that person in a non-sexual manner.

"She is so pretty I think I've developed a hetero-crush on her."

by 000Sara000 December 26, 2005

hecter

Another word for cunt. Or a secondary meaning of a scrawny pathetic ignorant autism infected kid.

You are a hecter.

Fuck you, you hecter.

Shove a dick in your hecter.

by Dancing Mustard January 26, 2008

brown hatter

When the hat of your penis is brown, you are a brown hatter.

Also a kind of flower.

I went to the garden show and saw lots of brown hatters lying in a (flower) bed

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

Heteroflexible

A primarily heterosexual person who's not opposed to occasional same-sex trysts when circumstances permit.

"Jake swears that most of his fraternity brothers are heteroflexible once they've chilled with a few beers."

by Blackwelder January 18, 2006

Heater

A ritualistic male bonding event consisting of complete and total inebriation, drugs, intercourse with various Women, and disregard for law. Usually lasting 2 nights and resulting in bankruptcy, divorce, arrests, annulments, and break-ups.

Damn bruh, that heater this weekend really fucked my life up!

by J to the M October 6, 2012

Heater

1. The act of taking a stinking poop that permeates through out an office/environment.

2. Name calling of a man and/or woman in office/environment setting who takes a number of serial smelly shits.

Ex. 1: A) Jesus John!! Did you just take a heater in the bathroom?

B) I gotta go take a heater, I'll be back a few minutes.

Ex. 2: A) Look at the heater at his/her chair.

B) Watch out! The heater just got out of the bathroom.

by Dudley 'Booger' Dawson January 26, 2011