by Saort May 11, 2011

Ian Hawke is the savior of this Earth. He is the creator of being and our messiah. He came down to our planet to save us and cleanse us of all evil. We will be forever grateful for his doing and how he truly saved us and spared us under his mercy. All hail Hawke.
by milonster hunter February 5, 2020

A: One time I was driving and I saw a hawk swoop down and catch a mouse right outside the window!
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping
by boocs March 17, 2022

by insevin March 24, 2017

by johnny hammersticksss November 22, 2010

THE most annoying announcer, not just in baseball but in all of sports. Has coined some catchphrases so lame that they would even embarrass that fool Stuart Scott. Phrases such as "grab some bench" and "he gone". Wow, what a wordsmith you are, "Hawk". Gee Hawk, why don't you tell us about your awesome .239 career batting average, and how you gave up baseball to be a failure as a professional golfer.
by The Slow Kid October 5, 2007

Also known as a Sneaky Reeves, this is the act of approaching a potential sex partner who is confined to a wheelchair, dumping him or her out of the seat from behind, then fucking them as they lay incapacitated on the floor.
It's really a shame about your mom's M.S., but the Sneaky Hawking I pulled on her last night seemed to lift her spirits.
by C fizzle snaps Stugots January 23, 2007
