hatchet ass

An ass, that when a person turns to the side, looks like it has been hacked off by a hatchet; Jeans look way better on a chick with a dookie booty than with a hatchet ass.

She's a hottie, but Paris Hilton has a mad hatchet ass.

by Shanda September 28, 2004

Hatchetman

Hatchetman.

a. Nickname for Senator Orrin Hatch (R) Utah.

b. Republican point man for a divisive issue: Hatch the Hatchetman!

The Hatchetman did a hatchet job on Anita Hill during the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings.

by Kattoman February 2, 2013

hatchet

Juggalo weapon of choice

Ima awing my hatchet into yo mutha fuckin neck BITCH!
mcl

by East Coast JUGGALO May 15, 2003

sex hatch

another term for the vagina

can i coress your sex hatch caitlin

by mysterious fag June 25, 2006

hatchetman

The logo for psychopathic records.Was Created and drawn by Shaggy 2 Dope of ICP

Violent J motha fuka psychopathic

by Skit August 3, 2004

hatchetback gorilla

another word for a snatch. picture if you can, a giant brown and black gorilla, and picture even more if you can, what the aforementioned gorilla would look like a if you hacked at it with a short handled hatchet. A bloody hairy mess.

That hatchetback gorilla came out of the side hatch!

by HBG-greatest rock band in the world March 28, 2005

Nerd Hatchlet

Nerd Hatch-let

n.

A Nerd Hatchlet is a first-tier nerd. He is a new Nerd, converted by the Order of Nerdness. Nerd Hatchlets are ordered to do the menial tasks of the Empire of Nerds. When promoted, they can branch out in different Nerd paths. Nerd Hatchlets are the lowest form of Nerdhood.

What a foolish Nerd Hatchlet.

Let's go beat up that Nerd Hatchlet!

by Ashur January 29, 2004