friend hate

when your friend makes a wack ass joke and you have visceral anger in your heart but they're your friend so you love them
Friend A: "Do you use conditioner?"
Friend B: "Conditioner? I hardly know her!"
Friend A: "I friend hate you so much."
by anti-lunarch December 1, 2019
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hate machine

The hate machine is a term for your Company's internet blocker that won't allow you access to sites you want to visit.
Yes, I got your email but I cant get to that site. Busted by the hate machine again.
by bigwilliestyle January 25, 2008
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Hate Sink

A Hate Sink is a character in a work of fiction that has been deliberately written to be so irredeemably vile and unlikeable that the audience wants said character to fail.
Saki's Mother in the game Yakuza 3 is a total Hate Sink; they didn't even bother to give her a name in case it made her relatable in any way.
by Eddiehimself August 23, 2019
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up-to-hate

Simply being ready/in the mood to just senselessly hate on someone/something .

Up-To-Hate is a unique combination of words similar to Up-To-Date, but instead of the meaning being well informed about an event, topic or person it means that you are ready to hate on someone or something in order to keep them in place, cope with something or just because you feel like being an asshole towards others.
Person 1: Are you ready to hate on some of Tim’s posts?

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: he’s been acting like he’s better than us after he got that A+ on the last Chemistry test, so I’m feeling pretty Up-To-Hate for him.

Person 2: True, well I guess a little mocking will bring our Tim back.
by Kienlolz April 27, 2022
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hate mosh

Hate mosh is the most violent form of hardcore dancing. Started in Jacksonville, Florida; by crews like MTS and OPDS, hate mosh is similar to hardcore dancing, except you don't do it inside of a mosh pit, you do it against the people who aren't dancing.

Hate moshers usually run and jump into a crowd of people watching the show and throw punches and kicks.
"I took my little sister to a show in Jacksonville, and the hate moshers broke her nose."
by NineHoFo January 11, 2006
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Hate Hookup

The overwhelming sexual attraction between two people (who normally hate and despise each other) suddenly boils over bringing them together in a moment of intense lust & passion.
One moment we were screaming at the top of our lungs at each other, the next we were trying to find a way to rip each other clothes off without breaking our lip-lock.

I never thought that argument would end in a hate hookup. Best…Sex…Ever.
by Lucky J. April 26, 2013
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hate-wank

source: gazthatch.

to masturbate whilst thinking about somebody you hate, to see whether you can finish.

a personal challenge of sorts.
I despise her so intensely, I can't even hate-wank.
by lardpony September 4, 2005
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