box of hammers

A large quantity of blunt objects used in reference to intellectual capability.

Paris Hilton is as dumb as a box of hammers.

by Glenn Burbank August 4, 2006

douche hammer

King of all douches. All other douches tremble in his presence.

Wow, look at that guy.. what a douche hammer.

by matt musser March 26, 2007

Slop Hammer

It's like dry hammering without the structure and formalities

I slop hammered the fuck out of that girl last night. Now her vagina looks like a box of cow tongues...

by flap jack shish-ca-bums September 20, 2009

hammer turkey

redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner

"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"

by Christy Newman June 6, 2005

hammer boner

A hammerhead shark, only not a shark.

My pants are the beneficiary of an impressive hammer boner.

by The Product Lexicon December 18, 2008

punjabi hammer

An erotic dance move where the male does a handstand against a wall and thrusts his crotch aggressively.

I want to punjabi hammer that bitch.

by Willys warriors October 11, 2018

Spam Hammer

1. (n) A particularly large and weighty cock. See also Spam Javelin for a slimline version.

2. (n) A person who acts like 1.

1. He wrenched her womb asunder with his mighty Spam Hammer.

2. Dear god man, why must you go about things like such an utter Spam Hammer.

by Thos February 10, 2005