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Humbert hardon

A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".
As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.
by Whip-poor-will January 1, 2013
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poopdick hardon

When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...
I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!
by EvilGenius420 December 10, 2013
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evan hammonds

Evan Hammonds is such a fag
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The Hammond Private School

Tha Hammond School is one of the great wonders of the world most visited by the autism induced kids (the students). The food is crusty and the bread and butter pudding is as bad as my lost uncle’s wrinkly toe.
New Student: Yum can’t wait for lunch.
The Food: I’m sorry it was Sudexo I not me. 😭
The Hammond Private School: Aghhhhh
The Hammond School: Aghhhhhhhh
by ThatGuyYouKnow123456789 March 9, 2020
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Dirty Haydon

When a guy fingers a girl and then stirs her tea with the same fingers
Last night we tried a dirty haydon, he burnt his fingers though
by Suckmydonkey June 9, 2020
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Father Hammond

Only the best YouTuber/Twitch streamer ever. He’s a hamster who used to play Overwatch and now plays Rust.
Father Hammond is the best fucking YouTuber ever.
by HopeKoala April 7, 2022
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Hambone

Hambone is the term for getting/being extremely intoxicated... wasted.. ect. hammered
Mike: Hey tom what are you doing toinght?
Tom: Not shit man... gettin' hambone

Man last night i was fuckin HAMBONED
by killamilla January 25, 2010
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