A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".
As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.
by Whip-poor-will January 1, 2013
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I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!
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Tha Hammond School is one of the great wonders of the world most visited by the autism induced kids (the students). The food is crusty and the bread and butter pudding is as bad as my lost uncle’s wrinkly toe.
New Student: Yum can’t wait for lunch.
The Food: I’m sorry it was Sudexo I not me. 😭
The Hammond Private School: Aghhhhh
The Hammond School: Aghhhhhhhh
The Food: I’m sorry it was Sudexo I not me. 😭
The Hammond Private School: Aghhhhh
The Hammond School: Aghhhhhhhh
by ThatGuyYouKnow123456789 March 9, 2020
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Get the Dirty Haydon mug.Only the best YouTuber/Twitch streamer ever. He’s a hamster who used to play Overwatch and now plays Rust.
by HopeKoala April 7, 2022
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Tom: Not shit man... gettin' hambone
Man last night i was fuckin HAMBONED
Tom: Not shit man... gettin' hambone
Man last night i was fuckin HAMBONED
by killamilla January 25, 2010
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