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Ghetto Hag

An old crazy black female that is homeless and who randomly screams in the middle of the streets of the city.
Shut up its 7 in the morning, you ghetto hag.
by urbanwordhunter April 12, 2010
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hag bagged

a new level of being hagged. When you become a shell of a human and are not worthy of the life you currently posess.

Also when you get way too fucked up, and usually black out.
I was tooo hag bagged last night for my own good!
by king slut fuckery January 15, 2008
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fag hag

A word for women who spends time with gay or bisexual men, on platonic terms. Its meaning depends on whether the context it is used in is positive or negative, as it can refer to either of two things:
1. Women who are friends with, or prefer to be friends with gay or bisexual men.
2. Women who want a gay friend but only as an accessory; women who go to gay bars only to gawk at drag queens and gay men; women who idolise gay men to the point of fetishisation.
She happily calls herself a fag hag because she's best friends with Tony, who's gay.

"OMG, I want a gay best friend so much! We could go shopping together and gossip and go to gay bars, I want one so much!"
"But I'm gay?"
"That's different, you're a girl. I want a guy gay best friend!"
"You're such a fag hag."
by lithosfeer December 17, 2017
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hag-lag

to miss spending your midnightly hours with your special someone due to technical restructuring, personal disabilities or time zones.
getting their answers two days later just won't do it. just won't.
"she experienced a significant hag-lag in her communication efforts."
"he claimed to go through a hag-lag with his favourite site's new modus operandi."
by Krkič March 28, 2021
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hag circle

a bunch of evil bitches surrounding a guy in persecution or persuasion ... also used for the jason movie sound chi chi chi agh agh agh push someone towards intent to kill oneself or brain fuck them...
used in colonial times to present
The hag circle surrounded charlie in order to get him to join their cult and be grand master of their vaginas.
Charlie would never give in he will always be a free spirit ninja and fuck who ever he pleases.
by maskerbator September 1, 2011
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tobacco-hag

A 40's plus female lifetime smoker who coughs all the time, has a raspy voice, and is typically thinning and prematurely wrinkled.
Analogous to a Sea Hag, a tobacco-hag is like a witch.
by million-year-man November 9, 2012
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sickled hag

A sickled hag is a prune like biped organism with the sickly features of an old wrinkly hag; old people.
Chauncey: Look at that sickled hag over there funnel feeding herself a warm sack of pudding!
Consuela: What? No, that's my grandma....
by joshymcnugget June 30, 2014
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