cock-haver

a cock-haver is someone who has a cock, now it isn't limited to just males, but trans females who haven't had surgery, or nonbinary folks who happen to be cack-havers

"dude she's pretty"
"she's a cock-haver though"
"even better"

by seanthewordmaker April 28, 2024

THE HAVERS

Finesse lane Artist, DINERO3x & Will Shmula Dropped a project called “The Havers” & The name stuck with them. THEY’RE LITERALLY HAVING EVERYTHING.. Motion, bitches, money and more .

Did you hear stone cold by Dinero3x & Will Shmula? It’s on their joined tape called “THE HAVERS”

Did you see who’s in the club again? The havers & their section is jumping

I CANT WAIT FOR THE HAVERS 2

That Dinero boy is cute i heard he’s apart of THE HAVERS

WILL SHMULA IS SO FUNNY i heard he’s apart of The Havers

Did you see THE HAVERS dumb or lit podcast ?

by Nyasia222 May 1, 2024

The Havertz Phenomenon

When someone is irrationally disliked by the masses—not for what they do, but for how they feel to others. A mismatch of vibe and expectation. Named after Kai Havertz, the player people boo without knowing why.

A: “Yo why does everyone hate on Kai Havertz like that? He’s not even playing that bad.”
B: “Bro, that’s the Havertz Phenomenon. Man just exists and gets cooked for breathing.”

by El Patrón de Brissie June 11, 2025

Piss kink haver

What my friends think I am :(

Person 1:you’re a piss kink haver

Person 2: bro I promise I’m not, I have many links but I don’t have a piss kink

by TheFagWithoutApissKink June 3, 2022

Professional Fun Haver

A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.

Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!

by MrProffesionalFunHaver August 21, 2023

Ms. Halverson

Ms.halverson has no friends and is a single mother who adopted kids from HAWAII. She is a giant sweet potato. She is very weird.

Ms. Halverson has no friends

by MJF07 November 7, 2019