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Hacking the lights

Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.
My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*

The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*

Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!
by wpkoski September 11, 2021
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Amish hack

When you stick your finger up someone's butthole to hack into their mainframe
David didn't believe Shane when he said he would Amish hack him, but he kept his butt covered just in case
by Jake DaSandwich September 30, 2020
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Hacking Heaven

When the laity would donate cash; cryptocurrencies and NFTs; prized items like gold, diamond, coins, stamps, and paintings; and properties, so that the clergy could intercede for them before God to have their sins and those of their loved ones forgiven—generous or ostentatious donations on a regular basis would only set in motion a bountiful reward on high, be it material or/and spiritual blessings.
To upgrade the status of deceased family members from hell to purgatory, or from purgatory to heaven, the “political messiah” is encouraging his ultra-MAGA patriots to go to his “anointed” or “Vatican-approved” website to buy indulgences or “get-out-of-hell tickets” for them, and also for their own future sins—he’s hacking heaven by resurrecting or normalizing the banned spiritual practice of the Church.
by Fasters April 8, 2023
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lego hack

Popular meme term for a Roblox Exploit
also known as: Lego Hax, Lego hacc, Lego Cheat
Damn u paid 20 dollars for that lego hack?
by ijsbeerr October 13, 2020
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time hack

A military term, meaning to take note of the current time.
If a circuit breaker pops, take a time hack and then wait two minutes to reset it.
by keskiyo August 1, 2010
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wall hack

To use hacks (aka h4x) to do any of the following in online games:
1. See through walls.
2. Go through or climb walls
3. Shoot through walls
4. Capture flags or other objectives through walls
Those ghey h4x0rs wallhacked by the hostages in Counter-Strike and stole the flag through the floor in Halo
by PeaTearGriffin March 6, 2005
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Reach Hacks

Reach is a "hack" for Minecraft that modifies the client-side range of the player. Usually, your client-side reach is 3 blocks, but it can be increased up to 6 blocks. Why? (TeChNiCaL tAlK tImE!!!) Well, the server you are connected to treats everyone with a reach of 6 blocks, it's the CLIENT that restricts your reach to 3 blocks. However, client-side reach doesn't restrict the 6 block server-side reach when breaking blocks, which means you can break blocks that are 6 blocks away. The client-side reach only affects click on entities (Other players, mobs, etc.).

Since players that use this "hack" give themselves an unfair advantage towards legit players, reach hacks are bannable on almost all Minecraft servers.
According to darthdoesmc, a Hypixel moderator, typical reach hacks are NOT possible on the Hypixel network because apparently, NoCheatPlus actually blocks all reach that is outside the general Minecraft range.

Spell it with me, kids! L-I-E-S!
by e______________z August 27, 2019
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