Gurt

When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.
Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today

Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most

Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?
by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025
mugGet the Gurtmug.

gurt

Wow... my asshole hurts this morning, I must be like gurt.
by gurty gurts friend February 16, 2024
mugGet the gurtmug.

Gurting

Doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.

Gurt: Yo
Icl u gurting rn, ts pmo...
by Pibble April 22, 2025
mugGet the Gurtingmug.

Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.
Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.
by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023
mugGet the Bro-gurtmug.

gurted

when AmeRespectJohnson touches you. #metoo
Ame gurted me. I'm a victim.

Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.
by ame victim #5 December 1, 2023
mugGet the gurtedmug.

gurting

Joe is gurting to get the huzz
by 【LD】Ducc April 15, 2025
mugGet the gurtingmug.

gurt

funny word that is derived from the joke -
yogurt
gurt:yo
basically yo and gurt are greeting each other
by burti September 17, 2025
mugGet the gurtmug.

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