Unexpected guest

They come along after a very satisfying and presumably finished bowel movement, post cleanup.

Me: "I just had an unexpected guest."
Me : "We're out of toilet paper."

Her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~

poop
feces
turd
shit
crap
bowel movement

All was clear after I swept the back porch, and then to my surprise an unexpected guest showed up.

by Stoodad June 11, 2016

Huh Guey Thursday

created by the CEO F. Mendez, an event held every Thursday at what is called Huh guey Headquarters in Chicago IL. It is a group of hevaros who get together and have Hold'em, Maddenm Fifa, and Pool tournaments. Usually involes different types of food. One Epic event.

Every Thursday should be a Huh Guey Thursday. Getting really huge in Chicago and should be expanding across the US soon!

by Rich Beatz September 23, 2010

guers iced tea

the best fricking iced tea ever.....only located in Schuylkill county also known as shook..

Guers iced tea is das shit

by ben greenawalt May 16, 2006

Vida Guerra

1)Has the best body ever
2)2 words:Tits & Ass

I wanted to see the hottest woman ever so I went to www.vidaguerra.com

by Holden December 7, 2004

chavo guerero

One of the most underrated wrestlers in the wwe today. This guy has done a lot for his company and is currently making appearances on smackdown.

chavo guerero is a former wwe world cruiserweight champion as well as a numerous time wwe tag team champion with the late great eddie guerero.

by shane diaz July 14, 2006

I guess that's it

The last words of Ronald "Ronnie" Merle McNutt, before blowing his brains out live.

Ronnie: Hey guys, I guess that's it.
BANG.

by shitandfaeceseater September 14, 2022

guestion

Answering to a question which you are unsure about in a questioning way.

Greg: "Hey, Dave do you know the capital of China?"
Dave: "Bangkok?"
Greg: "Are you sure or is that a guestion?"

by EZ15 April 6, 2009