Anal guacamole

When a girl gets the runs after anal sex
"Hey babe lets go to the movies"
" Sorry, I had fun last night but; I have severe anal guacamole"

If a guy gets anal guacamole he's queer

by Jeauxxx March 28, 2015

Guacamole Shotgun

When severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak O-Ring at a high velocity (Normally catching the shitter by surprise). Usually a severe illness causes the fluidy, green-tinged shit.
Digestive fluid will typically cause assburn.

'Normal', brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a Chocolate Shotgun. The difference being in color and the presence of assburn (only seen with the Guacamole Shotgun, other severe illness-related shitting, or very large, healthy pieces of shit).

Bleeding has been known to occur.

Dana: "Holy shit! How's the porcelain on my throne melting?"

Big D: "No joke? Musta been that Guacamole Shotgun I discharged a few minutes ago. It has to be, the assburn is killing me..."

Dana: "W'Teh FUCK?!"

by The_Justin December 13, 2008

guyscara

(N.) What guys where around there eyes that is the equivelent of mascara. It is also called guy liner.This is typically worn by people who are under the stereotype of "emo".

Guyscara so doesn't look good on that emo kid over there. He needs to stop posing.

by Ma-Rak January 6, 2009

Guacamole

When your gf farts on your dick

last night my girlfriend guacamoled

by asapsketch February 6, 2019

Guacamoleniggapenis

Word use to determine if fucking your grandma is cool or nah fam.

Guy: guacamoleniggapenis!

by KurtTheGreat October 7, 2019

Guacamole Nigga Penis

Guacamole Nigga Penis is one of the many retarded phrases used by the idiot children that reside in Glenridge Middle School. Guacamole Nigga Penis can only be said by those with the n-word pass.

Ardani: Guacamole Nigga Penis!
Thick Zane: Ardani please you haven't said anything but "Guacamole Nigga Penis" for the past two days. We're worried about you!

by That Scifi Nerd April 11, 2019

Guacamolian Uchiha

The sexiest Man alive😩 he is literally perfect every girl wants his BBC He is strong can pack everyone💯🤝 and wyd? You not rocking with Guacamolian Uchiha⁉️⁉️ Anywho don’t try him he has so many bodies he doesn’t count them he is like Killmonger from Wakanda for every kill there is a marking on his body

Is that- THE PERFECT GUACAMOLIAN UCHIHA?

OMG IT IS HIM HE IS SUCH DADDY MATERIAL😩😩😩

by AlexJagGabeCole December 31, 2020