Grumpy Muffin

When you and your loved one want to make sexy time and you have to poop, so you first grab frozen blueberries from freezer. Next, both get naked and and man sits on SO face facing towards SO feet and asks, "Will you lick my __________." Then the person getting licked takes a massive dump on the face of the SO and and quickly sprinkles blueberries on the poop, on the face. SO then cusses you out, wipes the poop from the eyes, and frowns.

Last night I asked my girlfriend to lick my nuts while I sat on her face, but I really had to go poop, too. I ended up pooping on her face and giving her a "Grumpy Muffin." She was not happy about it.

by Desperate Grandpa June 7, 2019

GrimPacks

Literally the best pack maker and the best UHC player to ever exist.

Not smelly and is a very buff frog.

WOW! GrimPacks I love you so much, your pack making and UHC skills sure are amazing! You are quite muscular as well.

by joe4221 February 28, 2021

Grimp

A slur for left handed people

Look at the way that guy writes! He's a damn Grimp!

by RightHandSupremacist December 8, 2022

gimpy

"It's Hard out there for a GIMP" G HIMSELF- one to be reckoned with for his mad skills in his G-flow G-skillz and G-$wag. Inventer and perfecter of the G-walk with his own G-$tyl shoe collection.

"It's hard out here for a gimp"
Big gimping spending G'$"

Gimpy says it's cool to walk lime a gimp.

by $kullFly@im May 25, 2023

grippy box

A girl’s pussy after she spent some time in grippy socks

I heard Megan was in the psych ward, she got that grippy box now

by Cinnadread August 9, 2023

righteous grumpy

a fully satisfying bowel movement

fred was in the bathroom handling a righteous grumpy

by alex dodsworth December 9, 2008

The Grumpy Cat

An insanely alcoholic beverage comprised of 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots Bacardi 151, 2 shots of Gin, and 2 1\2 cups of cranberry juice.

Mr.: Hey, wanna throw down The Grumpy Cat?

Ms: Hell yeah, let's get trashed!

by Capt. Crump August 19, 2013