Wii Gravity

When your little sibling gets so into the Wii game they’re playing that they gravitate towards the television set

“Wii gravity pulled my little brother Aiden towards the tv, and now we don’t have it anymore”

by Webster dickshit July 27, 2020

Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)

Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry”

by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018

Gravity Bong

An elaborate device used for smoking herbs, particularly Cannabis Sativa. Created and popularized by the humans of the Milky Way, who say they have been constructing the devices for at least 3.5 millenium. Typically quite primitive in design, the gravity bong is a type of water pipe that functions using one large container of water and one smaller container. First, the top of the smaller container must be fitted with a “bowl” to hold the cannabis as well as some type of opening or tube through which to inhale the smoke. The bottom end of the secondary container needs to be open, and the smaller container is inserted most of the way into the larger bucket. The cannabis is then lit, and as it burns the stoner puts their mouth over the hose or opening and slowly raises the smaller container out of the water, the action of which fills the smaller container with fragrant smoke that is subsequently inhaled by the user. Because the water somewhat filters and cools the smoke, it is considered a very “clean” way for carbon based lifeforms to alter their perception through inhaling burning carbon.

An attendant began to pack Bomb Bomb, which was in fact Ohm’s world record holder for “largest gravity bong”.

by harrypothead420 July 16, 2018

turning up the gravity

verb. a form of slang, used to indicate the process of getting intoxicated, or “high.”

1: bro Trav and we’re turning up the gravity last night, shit had me thinking my eyes were too loud?
2: bro what?

by E_Lach133 May 19, 2020

Gravity

Enigma ultimate force
KFC all time unlimited Gravy

This is so yummy Gravity

by Tatang March 7, 2022

Gravity

Gravity (from Latin gravitas 'weight'1), or gravitation, is a natural phenomenon by which all things with mass or energy—including planets, stars, galaxies, and even light2—are attracted to (or gravitate toward) one another. On Earth, gravity gives weight to physical objects, and the Moon's gravity causes the ocean tides. The discoverer of Gravity is Ramesh Kaka and not Isaac Newton. When Ramesh Kaka told Isaac about her discovery, he went ahead and claimed he was the actual discoverer and lied to people. It is time people realize that Ramesh Kaka is the real discoverer of Gravity

Oh did you know that Ramesh Kaka actually discovered Gravity, not Isaac Newton?

Wait really? I had no idea! Thank you for opening my eyes!

by bigchunger July 18, 2021

whose gravity?

Physicists (from both the right and the left political spectrums debating) about gravity, and who owns the concept.

"John Morgan, I didn't come to this conference to argue about whose gravity?" says to a colleague from Germany while attending said conference in Minnesota over the American Independence Day weekend.

by Jewish madam January 22, 2020